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MUN! MUN! HEY MUN!

I need a favor!

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT! Listen carefully: I need you.

To shoot me.

IN THE FACE!

NO, YOU DID NOT HEAR ME INCORRECTLY! This is not a trick, lie, or twisted joke! I seriously, legitimately need you to shoot me in the face right now come on do it!

SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAACE!

...please?

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Oh boy, here we go...

LESS TALK! MORE FACE-SHOOTING!

I don't work for free.

I AM PREPARED TO DO ANYTHING.

ANYTHING.

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Would a fireball work?

A FIREBALL IS NOT A BULLET therefore no. Bullet TOTHEFACE please!

Nope.

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[...Ah.]

I gladly accept
if you don't make it easy
and try to fight back.

I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF FIGHTING BACK! If you're planning on shooting me in the face that isnnnnnnnghIneeditsobad!

Everyone needs a hobby, even if it's freakin' stupid.

YOUR OPINION IS WELCOME AS LONG AS IT IS ACCOMPANIED BY BULLETS! IN MY FACE PLEASE.

You know what? Fine. I'll shoot you in the damn face. It'll be fun for at least a few seconds.

So, any last words?

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Is stabbing close enough?

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!? That would be painful and accomplish nothing! No, no, what I need you to do is SHOOT me in the face!

Completely different!

Both are rather fatal.

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Whoa, whoa. Slow down!

Think about what you're asking me here.

I mean, don't you think it's kind of wrong?

Seriously, I paid for these bullets.

Edited (AS IN MOOLAH, K? MARCUS CHARGES.) 2013-07-28 13:40 (UTC)

THINK OF THE SATISFACTION! Pretend that I am Jack, or whoever else has done you wrong! I AM A LIVING STRESS BALL FOR YOU TO SHOOT IN THE FACE.

Well, at least I can definitely tell you're a psycho.

SURE, WHATEVER! Just shoot me in the face face face face!

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[ Look who was conveniently sleeping during this. ]

...Huh? What do you need me to do?

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!

YES, REALLY!

[Ruby just stares at him for a moment, arches an eyebrow, and then let's Crescent Rose unfold in her hands, planting the blade's tip in the ground in front of him.]

...Okay, you're obviously crazy and potentially dangerous so I only have one question. Any preference on caliber?

NOPE! Any old bullet will do!

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