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[ghouliayelps]

Euaagh ugh eeah muurr.*

*Translation: ...Really? Are you serious? Stop. Just stop.

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[notbloodylikely]

... Well dang, you're the cutest zombie I ever did see. What's got you upset, huh?

[ghouliayelps]

[She blushes a little. Meaning her skin turns a little bit of a darker gray.]

Arrgh buuuh ugh meeerrr ugh ughgh.*

*Translation: Thank you very much, and yes. Although I've observed that most muns usually are.

[notbloodylikely]

[Well, he thinks it's adorable.]

...Man, I really wish I was a better Necromancer. Ahem! Sorry, love, my zombie is a bit rusty, so forgive me if I slip. But how 'bout you tell me what I gotta do to make you wanna hang around? You're way too cute to let wander off.

[ghouliayelps]

[She gives him a slightly funny look, eyebrow raised, peering at him over her glasses.]

Uugh mzzzt aufh fuuua argh ugh bleeeh.*

*Translation: Hang around you? Or just in general? I assure you, I have every intention of the latter.

[notbloodylikely]

[Oh man, he's suspecting she's his type now. Smart girls.]

Well that puts my mind at ease, but now you mention it, I'd love to swap it over to the former.

[ghouliayelps]

...Pbbbbbbbbth

[Well, that needs no translation, she just totally blew a raspberry at him.]

[notbloodylikely]

[He can be a bit dim sometimes and so leans in a bit.]

Sorry honey, didn't catch that. Once more with feeling?

[ghouliayelps]

[She leans away, still raising that eyebrow at him.]

Eek mrrrgh yaaaaaw uugh arugh eewwwf mrugh.*

*Translation: I believe the pertinent phrase is 'You're not my type.'

[notbloodylikely]

...you just used pertinent correctly, you're definitely mine! C'mon beautiful, at least give me a chance, I love a girl with brains.

[Uh.]

If that. Ain't. You know, insensitive to phrase it that way.

[ghouliayelps]

[She sighs, huffing a breath up through her fringe, and rolls her eyes. Time to bust out the big guns.]

...Noooooooooh.

[notbloodylikely]

[He starts, leaning back a bit.]

... Wow, I'm that repulsive? I think this is a new low.

I'm not even sorry.

[ghouliayelps]

...Ugh augh zmmmx trrrd augh ugh eek.*

*Translation: ...You really need to read up on feminist philosophy and principles. My rejection of your advances has nothing to do with you being 'repulsive', and your attempts to make it about your ego, and make me apologize for my 'no' are transparent as glass. Furthermore, my initial attempt to soften my no was not to be taken as an invitation to press further, and you should have desisted when I told you you weren't my type.

Please go read all of Andrea Dworkin's essays, and then you may make a second attempt at conversation with me.

You should not be anyway.

[notbloodylikely]

... [Okay, he didn't catch all of that by a long shot but still-]

... I think that might have been the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me.

hahah oh dear. sorry, i gotta go but this has been fun

[ghouliayelps]

.....UGH.*

*Translation: UGH.

Agreed. catch yah later.

[notbloodylikely]

Sorry...In my defence? I meant repulsive in the sense of not wanting my company, not like I was expecting you to start refuting me being ugly.

[He doesn't think far enough ahead to get manipulative. He's just obnoxious.]