Sanguine is clearly the best idea ever

[unclesanguine]

Not enough fun in your life, huh?

Let your ol' uncle Sanguine give you a few pointers on tempting mortals into sin and debauchery.

Not that a lot of the mortals around here need it.

Hey, let's just forget the whole 'game' thing and stroll right on back to that 'meme' place you were talkin' about.

I saw plenty of people there we can have some real fun with, if you know what I mean.

Comments

[shinra_dog]

You! *points in excitement and grins* My mun said you managed t' get her so drunk, she ran naked through the Temple of Dibella an' stole a goat! Hilarious, man, good on ya!

[unclesanguine]

Ha! Yeah!

Your mun really exceeded my expectations for fun and debauchery.

Good times.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Sanguine! Good to see you.

[unclesanguine]

Sheogorath!

Come to join the party?

[moonandstar]

Another god. Surprised I haven't seen you around where I turned up.

[unclesanguine]

With those stick-in-the-mud Altmer trying to run everything remotely pleasurable into the ground I have my hands full with tempting mortals... heh, and occasionally full of tempting mortals, too.

Do I detect a hint of disappointment?

[moonandstar]

Not especially. But it is a bar at the end of the universe, where people from all planes of existence can go to drink. I would have thought you'd have made it your second Princedom by now.

[conjuredskies]

...This can only bring good things.

[Well maybe not 'good' good, but does he see any priests around here? No, no he does not.]