Feisty Swan...

[seaswann]

While I appreciate not being forgotten, there is only one place I wish to be. Take me there before I become angry.

(Who taught her how to use a pistol? This isn't fair.)

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[justguidelines]

Well, you can try that. But speaking from personal experience, it won't work and you're out a shot.

[seaswann]

And why should I believe a word a pirate says? I know for a fact that pirates lie far more than Muns. (She's trying to sound in control and grasping at straws. He still frightens her - and for good reason.)

[justguidelines]

[Hey, he's mostly harmless. Mostly.

But bless her, she's so young. It's precious.]

I never actually lie. It's simply not me responsibility to review your end of negotiations for errors and loopholes.

[But seriously.] But really, what ye have to ask yourself is if they every actually listen, or go on and bumrush you where they want you. I think we both know the answer to that one.

[seaswann]

(Closeted teenagers. What can anyone do with them?)

Are you suggesting I simply give up? That I resign myself to never seeing my father or - (Will.) again? If I am going to be forced into something, I at least want to have some say in it.

[bootycalling]

You do know that attempting to reason or threaten them will get you nowhere.

It may in fact only push them to actually inflict a game on you or worse.

[seaswann]

... (This is a first.) I am not experienced in these games.

[bootycalling]

Mine is currently planning on sending me to one with Captain Barbossa.

You may have a better experience but if she begins referencing memes and shipping, you're doomed.

[justguidelines]

[Throw them overboard, preferably.]

Never said that. Only that...P'raps you're not looking at it from the right angle.

[They make your lives miserable, you make theirs miserable. Easy.]

[seaswann]

I wish you the best of luck, then. I have - we have - spent far too much time in his company already.

I have participated in memes before. They were...awkward. (To say the least.)

HIJACK

[justguidelines]

What.

[seaswann]

(Nah, she'll find a way back on-board.)

Then tell me which angle I should be looking at it from.

(Misery. She has had enough of that already.)

[bootycalling]

I will say this, when he no longer carries the curse, he is much more tolerable to be around.

He proved to be a strong ally when we had need of him.

[seaswann]

I never wished to find out his true nature when he wasn't...inclined to losing his skin in the moonlight.

[justguidelines]

[Unfortunately.]

Well, you seem to be under the impression that you're given a choice in being forced.

Re: HIJACK

[bootycalling]

Apparently memes are no longer enough for my mundane, so apparently we will be seeing each other soon, Captain Barbossa.

She also keeps going on about someone who resembles Will?

[seaswann]

I see. (Another prisoner aboard another vessel.) Then I shall make it difficult for her.

[bootycalling]

That experience is only the beginning of how our life changed after meeting Captain Jack Sparrow.

Being a pirate isn't such a bad life.

[justguidelines]

I'll make sure to alert the populace, Miss Swann.

Well, I know two. She'll have to be a big more specific. Popular face, that Mister Turner.

[seaswann]

So we...fully...embrace the occupation?

What of Will?

[bootycalling]

...Two?

How can there be two?

[justguidelines]

[Ding ding ding, finally.]

Aye. It's a small rebellion, but it's more than doing nothing at all.

[justguidelines]

There be two different places, with two different...Well.

Apparently we're talking of that fop, Buckingham?

[seaswann]

(Brownie points?)

I do detest being a helpless spectator.

[bootycalling]

...Will also became a pirate and earned his own ship.

[Not telling her the whole story, nope ]


You will eventually wed him.

[seaswann]

(That is plenty enough to take in.)

I cannot say that is surprising. It is in his blood.

(She closes her eyes. Eventually?)

Something interferes?