Mun is eyeing thechanged

[coolestguardian]

What?!

No. No! No, no, no. You are not sticking me in some messed up world, stealing all my memories, and turning me into a bird. No.

My Center? Off limits. My name? Off limits. Body, sense of self, all that stuff: also off limits. [He starts waving his arm and the temperature plunges. He is pissed.] I am not going to spend another three hundred years scraping my memories up, I am not going to be some fairy's slave, I am not going to become a heartless bird-man thing, and I am not going to be...!

[Alone again.

He lets out a frustrated shout and pounds the butt of his staff into the ground, ice spreading in a jagged star around him. After that, it's just his ragged, furious breathing.] I know you all-powerful muns think of us as playthings, but we're not, okay? I will bury your house in snow if I have to. I'll even deal with the wrath of the summer spirit to do it.

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[luxuriant]

Let me just clue you in on something real fast here, bucko. There's no place around here that you're going to like going to.

Who knows! Maybe forgetting all about everything makes it better. Having no memory is bliss, right? [That's... not the saying...]

[coolestguardian]

No, having no memory is not bliss! I've already tried it, and it really, really sucks. You end up wandering around, wondering why you have no idea who you are and wishing someone bothered to give you a hint.

[He runs a hand through his hair, gritting his teeth.] Yeah, yeah, I know there's no where I'm going to like. But there are some places that won't strip me down into nothing and turn me into a bird, so somehow, I find those preferable.

[luxuriant]

Hey, hey, calm down, don't get mad! I get what you're saying...

[ and woops, he hit a sore spot in his joking around huh. ]

I'm just saying it sounds a little better than fear ship turned fear city. ...But I guess I wouldn't be too happy either way. What's this about a fairy's slave?

[noroinofubuki]

Dear, what makes you think that the one whos mind you speak through will listen to your opinions.

However, burying them in snow does seem plenty agreeable to me.

[coolestguardian]

[Usually, he's much more easy-going, but at the moment, he's freaking out. Sorry, Zelos.]

A fear... what? [Did Pitch make a game or something?]

Something like... Okay, I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but how it seems to work is that these old-fashioned faeries basically pull you out of your world, leave a replacement, and then break your spirit until they can morph your mortal soul into one of their new animals, playthings, or servants. Then, after possibly hundreds of years of serving whoever kidnap you, you wake up to realize that you have no idea who you are and you don't belong. Oh, and your body's messed up for eternity. My mun considered turning me into a book.

[coolestguardian]

Well, it's either I shout at her or I let her do whatever she wants. What would you do?

[He waves his staff in the air, the temperature going down a little further.] I've already made it colder where she is. Snow's coming soon.

[luxuriant]

Fear city. 1920s lovecraftian if you wanna be specific.

[Not that he knows what that is BUT BASICALLY Pitch's dreamland sure.

Still oh. That. Does paint a clearer picture and he's just going to imagine that for a moment.]

Yeaaaah... Good luck with that, buddy. I'm not sure which one's preferable between a bird and a book.

[coolestguardian]

Lovecraft? Well, that sounds like a barrel of laughs. [The sarcasm, it drips. And yes, he knows Lovecraft. Immortality can get boring if you're not willing to read.

He lets out a groan and runs his hand through his hair, hating the fact he even has to consider the difference between being a bird and a book.] So you can see why I might be a little upset with my mun at the moment. [He is still working on snowing in her house. Hopefully, he can put a bunch of ice cubes in her bed too.] My hope right now is that she's too lazy to write an application.

[luxuriant]

[Wow that is cruel and unusual punishment, Jack!!! In Zelos' opinion tyvm.]

Heheh, but even if she does resist the urge of strangers and friends cheering her on, it's not really like you're safe, right? I mean there are memes and horrible situations all over the place!

[Now he's just trying to mess with him he's bored ok]

[noroinofubuki]

They will never really listen no matter what you do, though. However, I would do what is possible to control their actions, by manipulating their thoughts towards the direction I wish.

[ Oh, now very nice. ] Then she will have pleasant weather. Winter cannot come too soon.

[coolestguardian]

[No punishment is too cruel for the girl who'd turn him into a bird.]

You know, after this, I think I can tolerate a lot more from the memes. [He got mutilated by a summer spirit, and he doesn't even care, because at least he's still got his name and he's not a bird.]

[luxuriant]

Haha, brave thing to say.

[He's teasing, and it may seem like he's carelessly making fun of Jack here (and he kind of is!) but he can get it, too. Self identity means a lot. A guy labeled 'Chosen One' from birth can understand that sort of thing.]

Just look on the bright side! If you do wind up heading there, you'll probably make some friends and get out of it okay. [God he's talking like a shonen but influences] I'm not saying it's gonna be some huge fun time, but... You know.

[coolestguardian]

Yeah, and how do you do that when you don't have psychic powers?

You're sounding like the summer spirit. It'll be a local winter.

[noroinofubuki]

The right choice of words.

I'm a yuki-onna, so I don't have much to do with summer.

[fireflyheir]

Oh, man. Even one of those things is pretty sucky, but all together? [slow sad headshake]

Do you know what kind of bird, though?