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AU Harley Quinn has been homeless for a very long time.

Mun.

Mun, Mun, Munny-Mun-Mun Mun.

Branching out with me now? Taking the big jump from occasional threads on memes with your friends into the big wide world of... all this.

It's okay.

It's okay to be scared.

Nowhere's safe. Not even inside your own head.

That's the least safe place of all.

So.

What now?

((OOC: so yeah this is an AU Harley Quinn, 98% inspired by the Nolan movies. Same basic story: smart young psychiatrist working at Arkham gets assigned to the Joker and things go downhill from there. She's not as bubbly, though.))

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Oh excuse me. I apologize. I get a mite touchy around people I hate.

Hate? You wound me, Harleen. [look how sad he looks

these are totally real emotions]

[She laughs, and for once it's actually kind of honest sounding, hardly wild and insane at all.]

Oh I'm sure I do, Jonathan.

And I'm sure you enjoy every second of it.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

And you're no liar, of course.

Well.

Not all the time.

Another lie.

It's a sin, you know.

[She laughs, and this time it is a wild laugh, cutting off sharply.]

And why would I care about that?

Just thought you'd like to know, that's all. You have the strangest habit of subscribing ulterior motives to everything I do. It can't be healthy.

You have a strange habit of having ulterior motives, Jonathan.

Paranoia doesn't suit you, Harleen.

[She sighs, drawn out and exaggerated.]

Oh Jonathan.

Whatever could you be implying?

[She smiles, almost gently. Almost.]

I know what you're trying to do. What you're always trying to do.

It won't work.

... Well. You can't blame me for trying.

I really could.

But right now I just think you're kind of pathetic.

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