going to savetheearth

[bitchqueen]

So you're telling me that I'm the reincarnation of some medieval-but-actually-not queen. And that I'm supposed to protect the Earth or something? And that I named my dogs after this...original chick's dragons.

Dude, I named them that because I liked them.

No, I don't remember where I heard the names, it was like four years ago. They were probably in a movie or something.

Okay, chick. Whatever you're on, I can get you something way better. It doesn't sound hard.

Or, you know. Maybe it's actually super hard, from the sounds of you. But I'm up to that challenge.

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[earnedmystripes]

[Excuse him as he scrubs at his face tiredly.]

...Just for the record. I'm sorry in advance for my mun having gotten you into this.

[bitchqueen]

Hey, Officer Taxicab. No worries.

You...might not have to apologize. I mean, we'll see how it goes. I don't get all this freaking out over getting sent to games, you know? She doesn't really have any evil plans yet. Well, not where I'm having evil done to me.

[earnedmystripes]

I'm pretty sure 'yet' is still the thing.

[Sigh.]

And even if she doesn't...the whole, "aliens are trying to take over Earth and by the way you're slowly turning into other people-slash-other-things, plus you're fucked if you tell anybody" is still pretty rough to deal with on its own.

[bitchqueen]

Uh huh. Well, Ray-Ray can handle any mean old aliens, can't she? [The huge English Mastiff at her side, Rhaegal, gets a vigorous double-cheek rub and a kiss on the snout. Drogon and Viserion are off playing somewhere, like typical boys.]

[earnedmystripes]

[Three months ago he's pretty sure his reaction would have been approximately the same, but Shit Has Gotten Very Real lately. He frowns, rubbing at his neck.]

I'm serious. A kid and his family have already been murdered over this, and they tried to wipe us all out in one go a couple weeks back.

[Not to even mention how some of his coworkers are apparently werewolves...]

[bitchqueen]

[...Okay that's more than she expected. She sobers a little, but keeps her eyes on the dog. She'd rather not look at people while she's having thinky thoughts.]

Well. If it's about protecting people, I guess I'm in. [You guess like you don't have the hugest soft heart ever seen in a crime lord ever.]