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M,

I get it, you're feeling all nostalgic because you finally got back to this whole hobby of yours... but really. I'm your first ever character and you're just going to start using me again like last season Louboutins?

Its not like you're ever going to forget how to use me, I've always been lounging around inside that cluttered little head of yours, but you could always take a review. Let's not get stuck back into that rut of 'Season 4' when I was finally happy.

Xoxo
B

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[Well. This was unexpected. Koschei examines her doppleganger for a moment, before finally parsing what she was saying.]

It's ever so dreary, isn't it? This running in and out, trying to determine if we're coming back in full force, or only for a weekend.

[She raises an eyebrow, Blair doesn't like having dopplegangers.]

Its not the worst thing, I mean its the first time he's picked me up in two years after going off and getting a life. I'm not exactly bitter but he'll never forget me. [Her face is one of smugness.] I'm not a just one weekend kind of girl anyway.

They always like to pick the part with the most agony. It's a sadism thing. [ He'd love to be stuck in a happy bubble. No more panic would be awesome. ]

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I think it's more of a lazy thing, because he hasn't bothered to remember my history since everything finished. He likes to make things easy for himself, not that I mind. Sometimes its nice to get back to your roots.

Better than hurtling towards your inevitable doom, right? I mean that would be bad.

[She sighs]

No he's just taking my happiness away, there was marriage and children but no, I get to be college aged Queen Bee me. The glory days.

[ He thinks Lydia would get on with this girl. Then he thinks how terrifying that prospect is. ]

Most of them don't like the whole settling down thing? They feed off agony.

He feeds off being a princess vicariously through me... well, not an actual princess. That boat sunk about as dramatically as the Titanic.

You're an actual princess? Or were? Like Anastasia?

[What the fuck.]

I was almost the princess of Monacco.

Got a better gig?

Yes, no, I fell in love.

[Sighhhhh. Don't make it sound like such a punishment B.]

You're not from Disney, are you? What with the whole forgoing being a princess for true love thing.

No I'm not from Disney, I'm from the upper east side. The problem is I always loved Chuck, even when all we did was push each other away and that's how I ended up thinking I loved Prince Louis.

How come that works in your canon and not mine? [ Lydia, pls. ]

Because in my canon nobody is running around on four legs avoiding murder at every step. Its a lot easier to think with your heart when the only fights you find are on a social level.

Hey, but we totally have the fairy tale vibe on our side!

Yeah, in the sense that the original fairytales all ended in bloodshed and the killing of innocent people. [She rolls her eyes.]

Personally I prefer the idea of innocent Disney stories.

I could sing a song I guess? If you want it to be authentic.

No... that would be, unnecessary. [What Stiles, what. No-one wants that.]

[ Everyone wants that. Teen musical. ] I'm kind of King of Unnecessary.

[She laughs, the boy vaguely reminded her of a quirkier version of Dan.]

Okay then your highness.

See, at least one of us gets to be royalty.

Only you could make last season Louboutins sound like the worst thing in the world.

Eric, they are the worst thing...

[She sighs. Off-season anything was pretty terrible and right now she was several seasons ago Blair Waldorf.]

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