[If he did, he'd do likewise.]

Nice to meet ya, Vanellope! The name's Turbo!
But, uh, my mun and everyone else in her headspace calls me by my old name, Theo, so it doesn't get confusing. 'Cause get this? There's actually another guy in there named Turbo! Crazy, right? I mean what're the odds?

[Pretty high, actually, considering I seem to be absolutely insane and seeking my own mental trauma.]