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Alisdair Dubtane Mohlan ([personal profile] can_fall_no_lower) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-07-18 01:58 am

Looking at [community profile] thewake, re-voicetesting

 And so you once again plot to place me in a game with humans, having only now found yourself with enough time to start tormenting me anew.

I assure you, I will continue my work regardless of what restrictions you think this place will put on me. Your species is a menace, and for the good of all real people, your kind will be eliminated before you can do anymore damage in your violent rages. I have no use for this conversation other than to inform you that this will not be an effective way to end my mission.
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[personal profile] psimera 2013-07-18 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
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I believe you have similar goals in mind to Master Porky. Perhaps you should speak to him.

[Recruiting more people for his leader? Why not. If this one's useful, that's good, and if not, chimera fodder.]
deusrexmachina: (Uh.  Riiiight.)

[personal profile] deusrexmachina 2013-07-18 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Soooo...what makes someone a "real person"?
deusrexmachina: (Oooookay then.)

Thanks! :D

[personal profile] deusrexmachina 2013-07-18 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Man, you are one tall dude. While it's not completely shocking to see someone who resembles a human at that height with color shifting eyes, obviously it's more than enough to make the kid wonder just who and what he's dealing with here.]

[On the other side of things, Rex is nearly two feet shorter at about 5'10".]

You know, I'll be the first to agree that some humans are jerks. In fact, I'll admit some of them are seriously disgusting with how they behave. Still, that doesn't mean they're not real people.
deusrexmachina: (My monkey doesn't approve of your crap.)

[personal profile] deusrexmachina 2013-07-18 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, if a bunch of humans screwed your world over, I feel for you, dude. It sucks to be targeted like that, but not every human out there is a destructive monster.

Besides, what about your people, uh...whatever you are? Does anything violent and terrible ever happen among your kind?
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[personal profile] psimera 2013-07-18 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
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He is not human. [And that's not - not exactly a lie. The Commander knows that Master Porky used to be human at some point, but by now he's lived several thousand years and still remains with the appearance of a child, if a very frail and sickly one. Whatever he did to survive that way, he's probably not quite human anymore.]

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I am not certain specifically what he is. But I believe that's what you wanted to know, is it not?
Edited 2013-07-18 17:22 (UTC)
greymelee: (EWWW)

[personal profile] greymelee 2013-07-18 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Violent rages says the guy planning to commit genocide.

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2013-07-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Humans are hardly the only violent ones.
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[personal profile] psimera 2013-07-18 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you may be willing to assist?
deusrexmachina: (Not pleased.  At all.)

[personal profile] deusrexmachina 2013-07-18 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[His eyes narrow, mouth pulling into a deep frown.]

You and me are gonna have some issues with each other if you come to Nautilus, then, especially since a lot of the residents there are human...including my adopted father and my brother.
greymelee: (Default)

Btw, Grey has some aus that I haven't written down yet. This is a Grey who is actually an alien.

[personal profile] greymelee 2013-07-18 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Tip for having a civil conversation with a member of another species. Do not insult that person's adopted people. Unless you wanted to try and goad me into punching out all of your teeth.
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[personal profile] psimera 2013-07-18 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I will need to know your capabilities, so that I can report on them and Master Porky can determine what kind of collaboration would be most productive.

I am willing to answer questions in return, as long as they do not involve restricted data.
greymelee: (Default)

Re: Noted!

[personal profile] greymelee 2013-07-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize humans don't have a planetwide monoculture, right?
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[personal profile] psimera 2013-07-18 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Both would be preferable.

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