reapped to zodion. in which zev remembers porn.

[arainai]

Oh, yes! I remember now! The magical sex country, no? To say this is a convenient time to shift realities would be an understatement; I have no particular desire to be attacked from behind at any moment by the Crows, to be sure. Better to be attacked from behind by someone better, ah? [ raucous laughter!! ]

—aha, but... no, I would very much prefer to not be murdered in my sleep. Just to make that clear.

Now, if you would refresh me on the subject of those erotic moving pictures they are so fond of...

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[proelior]

[ Well, someone is confused. ]

A sex country? I'm not sure if I want to sign up or run away.

[ Still, she can't deny that it does sound somewhat... Pleasant, all things considered. ]

You'll have to tell me more about these moving pictures.

[arainai]

[ hellooo nurse. ]

No one goes without shelter there, no one starves, beautiful women, beautiful men, a significant absence of darkspawn... What more could you ask for? Aside from a good Antivan brandy once in a while, of course.

[proelior]

[ She hums, cocking her head a little. ]

It sounds like heaven. Are you sure there isn't a catch? Maybe some blood magic, a little behind the scenes dealing...

[arainai]

There is the tricky matter of the tattoo, I suppose. The "gods" do not tend to take no for an answer; the tattoo heats the blood until no further persuasion is needed. I have never had this problem, mind you, but I can see how it might be considered inconvenient. Still, if the Chantry demanded such forms of worship it would do wonders for the rate of conversion, I think.

[ casual blasphemy in unknown company no big deal ]

And whether they are truly gods or not? ...I cannot say. Does it matter? If we are their pets, at least we are very well-kept.

[proelior]

Hah. I can't explain complain - the Gods haven't exactly blessed me. I don't think these new ones could be any worse.

[ She crosses her arms. ]

I suppose if there was a range of partners to choose from... It couldn't be all bad. Sex is sex, is it not?

[ladyspitfire]

Moving pictures? Do I want to know?

[No, not really, but she's nothing if not curious about the subject. As well as this...'magical sex country'.]

[arainai]

[ his warden! ...a warden. close enough. ]

They say it has nothing to do with magic... do you suppose the dwarves could invent such a thing? Or the qunari? Perhaps I might ask Sten.

...On second thought, it occurs to me that I like my skin where it is.

[ladyspitfire]

I suppose anything is possible when the dwarves are involved. They could probably rig up some sort of contraption if asked. [Or challenged.]

But yes, asking Sten would be a very poor decision on your part. But I'm sure Oghren would endorse you if you tried to bring it up to the smith caste in Orzammar.

[thievingironman]

Moving pictures in a magical sex country? Do tell me more.

[uncompromising]

Erotic moving pictures? We had those in the Fereldan Circle. You draw something different on each page of a book and if you flip through them fast enough, it looks like they're... moving. Erotically.