on random numbers, mostly.

[extraordinarily]

S-... stop laughing! It's not funny, and I doubt anybody else thinks it's funny, either. I mean, it's only natural that he'd get like that, after all! He's a teenage boy!

You really are such a moron.

( ooc: might have spoilers on the random numbers translation! )

Comments

[extraordinarily]

Do you want to play a game to see who's right?

[monologues]

Not if you don't explain the rules first.

[ 'I'd just as soon shove my face in a bear trap.' ]

[extraordinarily]

It's just poker.

[monologues]

... Not that I'm against it, but how would that prove either of us right?

[extraordinarily]

We could always ask a third party's opinion if you want to do it the boring way.

[monologues]

[ 'That would only bring us back to square one, with both of our integrity being compromised! Unless you use Koizumi, because that bastard will just side with you unquestioningly.' ]

That third party being...?

[extraordinarily]

We'll just ask the next person who shows up!

[monologues]

[ 'So it's random luck either way? If that's the case I might as well go for the choice that doesn't involve telling someone about all of this nonsense.' ]

Forget it. Poker sounds fine.

[extraordinarily]

Well, at least you didn't have to explain this to Asakura-san!

[monologues]

[ Just... this face. This face forever. ]

[extraordinarily]

What, you don't have to freak out, you know...

[monologues]

[ 'If you had seen what else that girl is capable of while smiling so innocently, Haruhi, I'm pretty sure you might be a little shaken too!' ]

Let's just... keep this issue between ourselves, Haruhi.

[extraordinarily]

... Fine! But don't come crying to me when that rumor spreads around!

[monologues]

If neither of us bring it up, who's going to spread it?

[extraordinarily]

Koizumi-kun.

[monologues]

Can't you just give him an executive order to keep quiet about it?

[extraordinarily]

And what if he's already told someone, huh?

[monologues]

I think we should worry about containing the problem before we get focused on damage control.

[extraordinarily]

Then just don't tell anybody about this. Got it? If anybody's talked about it, they'll feel my wrath!

[monologues]

My lips were sealed before you even told me to.

[extraordinarily]

Good.

[monologues]

So... that's it, right? The issue is resolved?

[extraordinarily]

For now.