voice test; canon: Hot Fuzz

[itsnotangle]

[There's a sigh as he pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Really, mun, I should issue a formal grievance. This is certainly not funny by any means. I hadn't requested a transfer of any sort and I'm just now getting used to this country town. C'mon!

I don't suspect there hadn't been any murders, have there? It would be my luck.

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You have no idea how long I've been sitting on this.

[shesamarshmallow]

Ooooh, yes. Issue the grievance.

Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt...





Uh, but do it in a second. I need to grab some popcorn.

haha, really?! I mean, you really have if you're just now replying <3

[itsnotangle]

Oi!? Who are you to order me around?

[What is this? A teenager looking to provoke him?]

Oh, did you not know I was a dork? I guess I should advertise that more!

[shesamarshmallow]

Name's Veronica Mars. Don't wear it out.

And I'm not really telling you to do it, more... strongly suggesting. I just like the fireworks.

So are you going to issue the grievance or what?

You should! EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

[itsnotangle]

I... haven't officially decided. See, it's not the paperwork that is bothersome, it's that it usually goes unnoticed. I don't expect to get attention for everything I do around here, but some actual results would be useful.

What do you know about this sort of thing anyway?

[shesamarshmallow]

Ah, yes. Paperwork. I'm actually very fond of paperwork. When pretending to be an FBI agent, it always helps to say you've read their papers and memos and such.

Oh. I mean... I don't know anything, I'm just a teenage girl?

[itsnotangle]

A teenage girl pretending to be FBI? Aren't you a little old for make believe? Or are you snooping around where you shouldn't be?

[Investigative work at it's best right here, folks!]

[shesamarshmallow]

[ Here, you go, Mr. Angle. A smile so sweet it could give you diabetes. ]

You're the detective. You tell me.