On fanon and post-Reichenbach ideas that won't go away

[womanwhobeatyou]

I think you've read too many detective stories, Miss Mundane. Just because one man thinks that my Victorian counterpart had a dalliance with Mr. Holmes during this time does not mean the same will happen here. Just because the world think we are both dead is a matter of course. And why on earth would I name a child Nero Wolfe?

But Montenegro is lovely this time of year.

Comments

[cuhhool]

what's a dalliance?

is that like

the thing between a girl's legs?

[womanwhobeatyou]

Clearly you've never experienced either.

[buttknocker]

HEHEEHEHEHEHHH it's true

[womanwhobeatyou]

A friend of the gentleman, I presume.

[the_new_sexy]

Naming a child after the emperor that burned Rome?

That is something I could see you doing.

[womanwhobeatyou]

And playing the violin while the world burns is something I could see you doing.

I suppose it might be fitting.

[the_new_sexy]

Dinner?

[womanwhobeatyou]

That depends.

[the_new_sexy]

Not the expected response.

[womanwhobeatyou]

You could use some surprising.

[the_new_sexy]

What I could use is a case.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Ah, so what you want is entertaining.

[the_new_sexy]

Distraction.

[womanwhobeatyou]

I'll have to text more often.

[the_new_sexy]

I might be off of the map for a while.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Hard to take cases when you're off the map.

Dinner?

[the_new_sexy]

Where?

[womanwhobeatyou]

Guess.

[the_new_sexy]

I never guess.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Then I'll see you tomorrow evening. Shall we say six?

[the_new_sexy]

Dress?

[womanwhobeatyou]

Surprise me.