okay, what the fuck is a rebound?

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, yeah, it's not your best idea. I dunno, I still wanna try it. Could be fun. Could be shitty. I mean, it sounds okay.

And nobody'll notice I'm gone, right? That was part of the deal. Because if that's bullshit, I'll make you regret it. But otherwise, y'know. Could be a good time.

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[maevaris]

At worst, they'll think you've run to the powder room for a moment.

[ffuckoff]

You make it sound all fancy.

[maevaris]

Would you prefer vulgarity?

[ffuckoff]

Hey, write what you know.

[anytime]

thats ambiguous
i mean i know exactly what it means since what the fuck is a fourth wall
but its still ambiguous
anyway yeah no one ever notices youre gone
you never fucking notice youre gone
its kind of stupid

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, well maybe ambiguous was what I was going for.

Stupid sounds pretty good to me if I don't come back to my house burned down.

[anytime]

yeah i guess
not that id really know
burning down a house is tame as hell where im from
like on a scale of one to oh fuck have we imploded the universe yet
its probably a negative seven

[ffuckoff]

Pretty sure burning down the house is lame everywhere.

Shit, I hope it is.

[anytime]

hey burning down a house can be awesome if you just want to watch the fucker burn
at least i figure it is
i dont got too many houses around to test that theory
but its not like most of us have lived in one for a while

[ffuckoff]

Y'know, I heard here people come from all sorts of different places. They got houses where you're from?

[anytime]

obviously
you dont hear me going on about hives or some shit
even though those are still houses trolls just like to be contrary
i havent seen an actual house in a while though
just a lot of dark steel corridors and stanky ass labs filled with mutated chess pieces
it kind of sucks

[ffuckoff]

Where the fuck are you from? A horror movie?

[anytime]

yes
exactly
never has anyone figured out my canon source so quickly
the horror is figuring out how long can i maintain my sanity until i snap from being surrounded by shouty trolls and their bizarre xeno shipping grids fyi

[ffuckoff]

Okay, so yes on houses, no on horror movies, yes on rambling.

[anytime]

man see
thats the problem with this fourth wall bullshit
it completely mangles my canon point
im not supposed to call you out for dissing on my rambling for another two years

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, I'm lucky, canon's all pretty straight-forward. Well, until next year. Fuck next year.

[anytime]

at least you get a rough eta
i dont even know when mines gonna update next
author dude is traveling the country and bringing joy to the physical embodiment of a big blue perv mad jazzed for kidcest
and juggling plans for two video games on the side
ive got half a mind to co-opt the whole thing so we can all chill and i dont have to manage any borked dating lives
whether my own or my boozed up sisters

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, that's what you get for being a weird computer fucker. At least you're not naked half the fucking time.

[anytime]

you havent seen the fan art

[ffuckoff]

Uh, yeah, no, I try to stay away from that shit.

[anytime]

its practically unavoidable when your c prompt wastes so much valuable time on tumblr or plurk
dudes a fucking embarrassment

[ffuckoff]

You had me at 'wastes time', and then you lost me again at 'c prompt'.

[anytime]

you know
your command prompt
the person whos got the reins in your existential quandary that were not really gonna address because no one wants to have a severe mental breakdown where everyone can see

[ffuckoff]

You mean the script? God, kids these days and their fancy slang.