Seeking a Stefan for Bete Noire

[getsthelastword]

Are you kidding me?

Bellisima, you know that won't end well.

Believe me.

Why don't you go screw with your other muses and leave me alone.

Seriously. Leave. Me. Alone.

Comments

[cuhhool]

uhuhuh

you said screw.

[getsthelastword]

I fear for the future of American teenagers everywhere.

[cuhhool]

uhhhh

because you're talking about like

boning girls

uhuhuh