lol blackwire prison r u for real

[kwirkin]

Okay, me in prison I understand. I don't like it, but we both know how well I get along with police officers, so I understand. Mostly.

What I don't understand is how you managed to drag Spock into it. I also don't care.

This is going to be hilarious.

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[vulcant]

I do not feel that "hilarious" is the appropriate term.

[kwirkin]

[What up, Vulcan bro. Sort of bro. Slightly more than co-worker bro. Yeah, that'll work.]

I just want to know what you did. Never knew you had it in you, Spock! And here I always thought you had an unusually large stick up your ass.

[8)]

[vulcant]

[ hey jim remember that time he nearly strangled you to death on your own bridge

remember that ]

While your assumption is illuminating as always, that is hardly the issue here.

[kwirkin]

[Lucky for Kirk they are not on his bridge

so

y'know

there's that]

Considering we're in prison, I think what you did is exactly the issue here. C'mon, Spock. What're you in for?

[vulcant]

Assault, grand theft transport, and treason.

[ BUT U ALREADY KNEW ALL THAT KIRK you were the cause of most of it ]

[kwirkin]

[NOT THE POINT.

Let him just. Squirm a little uncomfortably.] I don't know if I'd call it treason, exactly. More like...insubordination? That sounds better.

[vulcant]

You are free to argue semantics on my behalf, Captain, but considering the fact that we were offered no trial, I do not believe it will make a difference.

[ Raising a pointy eyebrow tbh. ] What were you charged with?

[kwirkin]

Public nudity, mostly.

[vulcant]

[ and this is why he's here for assault KIRK ]

I find that unsurprising.

[kwirkin]

[WHAT]

Now, I maintain that since the bar is privately owned, my nudity wasn't public. Wouldn't you agree?

[vulcant]

Not according to the laws on most Federation worlds, including Earth.

[kwirkin]

Yeah, sure, but laws aren't always logical. Come on, there's still one on the books in Jersey about not feeding donkeys that are standing in bathtubs. Do you know how old that one is? At what point did that ever make sense? [Kirk, you're derailing. Back on track.] Point is, logically speaking, nudity in a privately owned establishment shouldn't be considered public.

Actually, no, the point is, why grand theft?

[vulcant]

The owners of the establishment have the right to decide whether or not to press charges. Just as you may not disrobe in an individual's house without their consent, you should remain closed in privately owned businesses if you do not wish to run the risk of being found guilty of public indecency. Logically.

[ trust a Vulcan to be morally opposed to nudity ] I was not told implicitly. I suspect that they were referencing the Starship Jellyfish which I commandeered from aboard Nero's vessel.

[kwirkin]

That was a long time ago. And necessary. [In other words, that shouldn't count.]

[vulcant]

It was less than two years ago. [ but he's not gonna argue the "necessary" part ]

[notinfrontoftheklingons]

[ooc, but I have to tell you that you have the best Spock username I've seen so far.]

[physicians]

[THIS FACE.]

[kwirkin]

In my defense, this wasn't my fault!

[physicians]

[Guess who's not buying that for a second.]

You and Spock? What're they playing at?

[kwirkin]

Y'know, funny thing, I forgot to ask. Must've gotten distracted somewhere between the uh...the hosing down and the...come to think of it, what'd they do to my neck? Ow.

[physicians]

And not a decent doctor there, too, how about that.

[kwirkin]

To be fair, Bones, the place is kinda run down. I feel like I'm stuck in a history book. A really old one. With actual pages.

[physicians]

[screaming internally]

Way outta line and outta their depth, if you ask me. How groundbreaking is your escape plan?

[kwirkin]

I'm still working on it.

You know they have streetcars here? Who has streetcars anymore?

[physicians]

Working on it, he says.

[grumble grumble]

[kwirkin]

Yeah, well, I just landed in a city on a planet I'm pretty sure isn't warp-capable so...gimme a minute.

[physicians]

[One of these days you will give McCoy an actual heart attack, kid.]

I'm countin'.

[kwirkin]

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Okay, gimme a couple hours.