dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

(no subject)

My darling mundane... I do not approve of this plan of yours. A marriage that has lasted this long shouldn't be tossed aside simply because "times have changed". ~~Regardless, I do still love him... As hard as that may be to believe.~~

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Are we talking about your husband? Because I'm inclined to agree with your human.

That does not surprise me. Most would be inclined to agree with her.

He's an ass, Iris. Ares is less of an ass than Zephyrus.

Yes, well... That's open for debate, Apollo.

No, it really isn't.

[Do you really want to argue with him, Iris?]

To be fair, there are sides of him that no one else really sees...

[And that she rarely sees. But that's not really the point. The point is, this is a public forum and he could see any of this at any moment...]

Edited 2013-07-09 01:41 (UTC)

[A Look]

He's not that good in bed, Iris.

[No, he's not...]

You wouldn't know that...

[Hermes is so much better...]

I can ask.

Who?

[Everyone.]

Everyone.

[She makes a small huffing sound, but she can't exactly argue that.]

I know unfaithfulness is sort of a trait with us, but Zephyrus is an ass and really not worth it.

And what would you have me do, Apollo?

Take after Aphrodite and be married to him only in name? Or be the first to divorce?

You know how jealous he can be.

[A Look. Of course he does.]

[She doesn't like these Looks.]

Mom.

Maaaaaaaaaa.

What is she trying to do to you this time?!

Oh, it's nothing to worry about, Gabriel. I'm sure you know how these mortals are.

No! My mun's kind of really freakin' awesome.

Seriously, ma. What's going on, and who do I have to punch?

Oh, that's lucky. I'm glad you're paired with her, then.

My mortal is just suggesting I find a way to end things with my husband. It's nothing you should worry about, dear one.

You should.

And then you should come back and make Dad come back, so Michael and Lucifer can stop bitching at eachother.

Gabriel...

[This is why she doesn't talk about these Things with her children...]

It's not that simple.

Okay, then start explaining, ma!

[He loves her dearly, but man, gods can be obtuse sometimes.]

I've got all freakin' day.

Gabriel. Don't.

You know we can't stay with mortals, despite how much we may want to. Your father was better to me than Zephyrus ever was. But rules are rules.

These rules suck. I kind of get why Enjolras wants to change them.

[Because really, seeing his mom like this upsets him. She doesn't deserve it.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only