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[ .. guuuuuuurlll. ]

Nice seeing you, too, Alisha. [ DRIPPING. IN. SARCASM. ]

Why do you always have to be so down about shit? I haven't fucking seen you in months and you're acting like it's some bad thing that I'm even here.

[ sorry, son. alisha is taking your negative energy towards her very seriously. ]

I ain't even-- stop making this about you.

[ but he's always down but not really because he's in denial. ]

Edited 2013-07-10 17:02 (UTC)

[ she crosses her arms. ] How am I making this about me when I'm talking about you?

[ btw, curtis, she has missed how stupid you are. ]

Because you're talking 'bout how I'm acting when I see you. Course I'm happy to fucking see you, it's been months!

[ he's missed how critical and MEAN she is... ♥ ]

Edited 2013-07-11 18:26 (UTC)

You don't need to get all defensive about it.

[ a touch awkwardly, because alisha is very, very good at being mean: ] I've missed you, too.

[ pause. ]

[ more of a pause. ]

[ did i mention a pause? ]

[ then a smirk: ] Prick.

[ he's watching her.

skeptically.

because she ain't a nice girl. ]

I ain't.

[ but when she touches him and smiles and that loooong pause.. hey, he kind of smirks. and when she says prick, he feels like an idiot, but he can't hide his smile. he tries biting his bottom lip and looking away, though. to seem mad. ] Fuck you.

[ alisha laughs, and, okay, she decides to fall against him because maybe that will keep him rooted to her and maybe because he's just fucking hilarious. ]

You are for leaving me with this wanker. [ yes, the mun, how nice. 8| but what alisha doesn't say is you're a prick for leaving me and leaving it at that. ]

[ he stiffens and, instinctively, pulls away before frowning and sort of letting her. he goes to awkwardly put an arm around her but stops himself.

god she's a weirdo. ]

I am not. Look what I'm stuck with. [ yeah. curtis is an asshole.

and if he knew how to express himself he'd say sorry. :( he just assumes she knows he is. ]

Are you saying you're stuck with me and that's a bad thing?

[ because alisha needs to, like, basically make him super uncomfortable and make him say that he likes her. plus, she just likes having a go at him. it's been months, husband. she has missed you! ]

[ but she doesn't really let him respond. with a shrug, and casually: ] Maybe we should just run away together.

Yeah. [ he scoffs a little. actually, he was being a brat & referring to his mun, but. being immature is cool, too. he's missed his wifey, too! ♥

he pauses, though, and looks at her. he wants to respond cockily and to pull away from her, but something about that-- after everything they've been through. ] Would you?

Yeah. [ and she smiles in a way that implies are you a dickhead? of course! ] Beats being thrown into all these fucking worlds. [ she hits his arm gently, like they're old comrades - which they are. ] You know she's decided to stick me in a war? Do I look like I know how to fight a war?

Let's do it, then. [ and he's completely serious. because yes, he is a dickhead, but he's down, gurl. but he smiles at her comment. ]

Couldn't fight a war with unicorns and rainbows. New game?

[ she arches a brow, still smiling. she could defeat a unicorn! maybe ... ]

Yeah. It's all right. The people are nice and all that shit. Just ... [ and she deflates because alisha's strength is in following, not leading, and this place has thrown her out of her depth. she can't fight for shit. she is hopeless! useless! ] I'm not cut out for this. Not without Simon or you there or even Kelly! I can't fight. I can't do anything.

[ one that shits ice cream and such? ]

Think you left someone out. [ haha. curtis made a funny. :| ] What's the name of the place?

[ alisha rolls her eyes because she knows exactly who she left out - twoof them, really. ] Why? It's not important. We're running away together, remember?

[ she really wants to run away. that's sort of normal, right? ]

[ he ignores it. because nathan's not really a person, anyway. ] Wish we could.

[ SIIIIIGH. here comes the darkness. ]

[ she hits him in the arm. ]

What? [ ...

he's an idiot. he doesn't get why he's being hit. ]

[ her tone isn't accusatory: ] You're being all dark and sad again. Would you cut it out? There's nothing to be sad and moody about. Not now.

I ain't trying to. [ he's just mumbling. she doesn't seem mad. he doesn't want to start a real fight. ] Just is bullshit, you know? You know what I would give just to really run away with you?

[ and she smiles. this looks like a good opportunity to embarrass him. ] And what's that?

Or is this one of those rhetorical questions only really smart and lonely people ask?

[ he only realizes what he's said when he hears her reply, and he breaks his gaze to be pissy & stuff. ]

I ain't smart and lo-- I'm fucking smart! [ and lonely! but he won't say that. ] It'd just be nice to get away from all the bullshit here, yeah?

[ she's going to keep on digging. look at this shit-eating grin. she aint' even hiding it! ] But at what cost?

[ tangent, just because - she raises her eyebrows: ] And, for the record, never called you not smart.

[ so infuriating she is :| ]

Fuck off, Alisha! Fuck this place, fuck everything that happened, fuck being dead, fuck-- [ good job. now he's raging :| but he takes a deep breath and runs his hands down his face. ]

Everything.

Dead? [ her eyes almost pop right out. she sounds upset. this is the kind of talk they're meant to be avoiding. none of this bullshit about dead people and dying. none of it. ] No one's dead! No one's going to die. Not if we can get the fuck out of here and do shit normal people do.

[ he wants to be realistic with her, to tell her that they're both as good as dead. that he never gets his power back and never gets to save her. her or anyone. but he can see he's upset her, and he doesn't want to crush her anymore. ]

I'd give everything to run away with you. Imagine all the places we'd have gotten to go.

[ said softly, almost to himself. ]

[ she appreciates it, but the talk of death, even if it's short, still hangs over her. she knows her fate, even if she thinks she's changed it, because the future seems so fixed in screwing them all over. they're as good as dead, anywya. ] We could go to fucking Australia. Doubt there's any super storms down there. You could run around the entire continent within a day.

[ he feels it, but he won't mention it again. ]

We could have a pet kangaroo.

[ she likes this idea. kangaroos are safe. they can kick superpowered freaks far, far away! ] Those koalas are really cute. I went to the zoo once and they're super fluffy and shit.

[ he makes a face. ] I heard they eat their own shit. We ain't getting one of them.

[ thanks for killing her animal crush, curtis. ]

Did you read that off the internet?

[ anytime, love. ]

Heard it somewhere.

[ okay, the teasing is coming back. and so is a grin. ] Like the internet?

[ oh my god. gurl.

flatly: ]

No. Internet can't talk.

[ she sees your flatly and raises you her flatly: ] There are videos on the internet. Incredibly incorrect videos.

You can't fake a video of a bear eating his own shit.

[ miss know-it-all appears looking smug as: ] Koalas aren't bears. Says so on the internet.

Shut the fuck up! [ he throws his arms in the air. all dramatic and shit. ]

They eat they're shit. Fuck them. We're getting a kangaroo.

But they're so cute, Curtis! Who the fuck cares if they eat their own shit?

[ she frowns. this reminds her of someone ... ] We keep Nathan around and he isn't even cute.

They're ugly as shit.

[ he scowls. ] That prick was around because we didn't have a choice. Nobody wants ugly things around them.

[ sometimes you make it so easy to insult you, curtis. but alisha is taking the high, mature road for now. ] They're cute.

Some people do. It kind of reminds them that they're not that ugly, yeah?

[ he tries, okay? ]

Maybe some people want them to think they're ugly so they stay away. Like Nathan. [ he sounds a tad bitter. ]

Have you had a run in with him or something?

[ curtis, we are concerned 4 u, boo. ]

ryansgulch when apps open? or suggestions :D

:D

this is a very dangerous conversation as you are a stranger

but i have candy?

... :D okay i will converse with you now

now get in the van >:)

/hops in the driver's seat

whoa whoa whoa. what are you doing?

getting into the car!

get yo bum in the back!

sits on you instead

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i have missed you my button cup

not as much as i have missed you my sugar plum!

don't ever leave me again!

ma'm yes ma'm!

good. soldier on, as you were.

o7

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