voicetesting; canon is Attack on Titan; possibly spoilers within comments

[combovers]

Mundane. [ Neutral tone. Level gaze. This guy is unbelievably calm in the face of everything. ] I will not say that your doubts are without cause or understanding.

However, even if I am without Levi or Hanji, I assure you the current mission will be executed to the best of our abilities.

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[springcleaning]

Commander.

[combovers]

[ A curt nod. Senpai has acknowledged you. ]

When the time comes, we will all be reunited.

[springcleaning]

[S-senpai...]

That some kind of faerie tale, Erwin?

[combovers]

No. [ :| ] It is a moderate dose of reassurance that is needed.

[springcleaning]

That sounds like you.

[Crosses his arms.]

Tch. What's the plan?

[combovers]

Track and retrieve. [ Search and destroy, search and capture... that would be more ideal, but... ] That is all we may aim for at the moment.

[springcleaning]

Well, of course. Nothing fucking new.

I meant here. There's not much to do.

[combovers]

Ah. [ Well it's true. In 4-wall-land there's not a lot to do. ]

I am not to be placed in any game yet, if that is what you mean. It seems I shall adhere to those so-called memes for the time being to see something to do.

[springcleaning]

The memes are shit.

I'm in a game too, it's stupid as hell. This bitch literally sent me there to die.

[combovers]

All of them? [ Not too sure about that. Anything that doesn't involve talking to bureaucrats sounds pretty good to him. ]

[ A sharp glance this time, speaking in a tone that indicates he wants more information. ] To die. [ Boi he needs you alive. ]

[springcleaning]

Most of 'em end up with you in your fucking birthday suit spewing lines you to people you don't give a shit about.

[Sighs.]

Gotta die to get in, apparently. Had me snapped up by a Titan, real classy.

[combovers]

[ ....Herp. Guess which meme he's on. ] ...So I see.

It seems the method of death is more realistic than not.

[springcleaning]

[One you should totally link this mun.........]

It can be anything, as long as it makes sense in the world. Sadistic asshole upstairs had me swallowed whole though, boiled alive inside the damn thing. Fucking weirdo.

[combovers]

[ bloop. ]

...Hm. [ A Levi lobster. ] Although that does bring up another question, as to if one is swallowed whole, if that person is able to carve themselves out of a Titan's stomach. [ Not in Levi's case, obviously. ]

[springcleaning]

[T...agged...]

Apparently I wasn't able to because I wasn't fucking tall enough to get a good footing and keep my head above its fucking juices.

[He shivers in disgust quite visibly.]

[combovers]

[ He's not liking the sound of that. ] I expect you to not let that happen outside of game circumstances, Lance Corporal.

[springcleaning]

Never, commander.

Must I remind you I became the first soldier to ever kill one of those fucking meat bags from the inside of its mouth?

[It was so gross, ugh. But it was an accomplishment.]

[combovers]

Yours is a talent we would not be successful without. [ Another nod. ] If only everyone could cut themselves out from their mouths.

[monkeytroubled]

[staggers into thread]

Comma..

ca- Commander!

[already visible drunk]

This place.. ROCKS! Not a titan in sight.. And.. I've sniffed ladies from other dimensions!

[combovers]

[ This is his look of surprise at him being. Well, you know. Here. Why yes his look of surprise is entirely neutral, but with that small ounce of emotion only detectable to Mike and his two other closest comrades.


.... ]







I am sure those women do not appreciate being sniffed in the state you are in. [ Mike you are such a loser. ]

[monkeytroubled]

[laughing grossly]

Hey..Hey commander!

Isn't this a bar? Why did they let Levi in here? No kids allowed ahaha!! [swings his arm around Irwin drunkenly, still laughing]

[that's a very impressive joke Mike, no one has ever made a short joke about Levi, nope, never]

[springcleaning]

[Out of nowhere, Mike, you're getting his boots in your stomach.]

[monkeytroubled]

[arm still around Irwin as he suffered]

I-If you kick me again, Commander Irwin's coming down with me. Don't be that guy, shorty.

[springcleaning]

[He gets an elbow in the stomach for that one.]

Shut the fuck up, you fucking trash.

[monkeytroubled]

[it's over for you Levi, pulls him into a headlock with Irwin. To used to your kicks and punches by now]

Come on, Levi! Less kicky more drinky, you're not actually as 14 as you appear. You're aloud to drink.

[springcleaning]

[SQUIRMS, kicking his little legs out.]

If you don't let go of me I'll peel your face off like an apple and give it to Zoe to experiment on. You smell like booze it's fucking gross.

[combovers]

[ OUCH head locked and probably a headbutt too. Maaan, keep him out of this shit. Go fight somewhere else he's still too shocked to learn in this post that Levi's apparently dead in a game and Mike's alive. ]

[monkeytroubled]

Ahaha! Back together at last, we should all celebrate!

My mun says we're the fantastic four, whoever that is.

[combovers]

[ He... nope. He doesn't know, either. He's a brand new muse so he doesn't know this other worldly stuff.

Also pullllling himself out of that drunken grasp. ] As long as it is an apt and reasonable comparison, I would approve. [ Rational as always. ] But I would not put it past any mun to make such a thing.

[deviantlyhates]

[ Clearly having a fun time watching their antics.

But then yelling from across the room/D_M post. ] Hey, I wouldn't experiment on a human--!!

Mike, you're safe. I swear!

[monkeytroubled]

[eyes closed tightly, trying to think of what memory his drunken mind was trying to conjure]

But.. remember that one time, you gave me this funny purple drink and said I'd get titan powers. And then I woke up, and I didn't any my big toes had stitches and I couldn't get it up for a whole week.

Not that I mind, it's for science after all. Woman love a man of science.

[deviantlyhates]

[ ....Sure, why not. ] You got your toes back, so... E-exactly!

For science! See, you understand. A man who's willing to risk his big toes [ And not getting it up?? That's definitely what he said. ] is what any woman would admire!

[monkeytroubled]

Awww, you do care.

[just squeezing him harder in his hold around the other, egging him on]

[combovers]

[ Irwin is Unimpressed with a capital U. ] Regardless, you've had enough to drink.

[ But he's not telling him to stop making stupid jokes, so. ]

[monkeytroubled]

COME ONE, COMMANDER! Have a drink with good-old Mike.

You deserve it! The titans aren't here, you can have drink [leans in] I'm not gonna tell any buddy. Commander... are you a funny drunk?

[combovers]

[ Well okay then. He's going to take his drink from out of Mike's hands and... give it away. ] No, you've had enough.

More importantly, how are you even here? [ And whole. New muse does not understand. ]

[monkeytroubled]

Noo oooo.. commander. . Why do you think I was wasted? [he paused for a moment, trying to forget the fear he felt right before dying..]

I don't know.. this beautiful woman calls me her mun and says I lived on in her heart so here I am. Dont tell me you guys died too!

[combovers]

[ Ugh man don't guilt trip him! ]

....We're alive. [ For now.


And then, remarkably, he'll decide to take back that drink, have a swig of it, and just hand it back to Mike. No, it's true. He shouldn't be telling what Mike to do or not to do. He's gone, and his life had been his responsibility. ]

[monkeytroubled]

[a smile cracked under that bushy mustache] Alright, commander! I knew the rest of you would be harder to kill, there's plenty of hope left.

[he holds no grudge Irwin, just lonely i'm sure!] Sit down and have a drink with me I've missed you all.

[combovers]

[ Not prepared to sit down just yet. He's still... yeah this is just W E I R D. ] I won't excuse anymore repulsive behavior after this. [ Gets a beer for himself, though. Hey, there's no Titans around. Or bureaucrats. Or anyone to judge.

Nah, he still might say something about Mike's behavior if he gets too out of hand later. ]

[deviantlyhates]

[ DON'T MIND HER

LAUGHING HER ASS OFF ]

[springcleaning]

[YOU GET A WARNING GLARE, ZOE]

[deviantlyhates]

It's 'cause you're pfft-- [ Apparently laughing too much to finish her sentence.

So she's just going to emphasis his height by reaching out to pat his head and mess up his hair. She's betting on him try to break her hand in the process but. YOLO! ]

[springcleaning]

[He grabs her hand and kicks her in the stomach.]

[Yeah, women he'll give a warning, but he's not gonna go soft on them.]

[Especially not Zoe.]

[deviantlyhates]

[ She can handle it.

But it still hurts like hell. ]

I... I think you broke a rib...

[monkeytroubled]

ZOE! [sniffs] Such a familiar sent, smells like home.

[deviantlyhates]

[ GIVES A SHOULDER PAT BACK...! ] Hey, Mike!

Short time, no see! [ But then also tilting her head away. ] Phew-- your breath stinks! [ Doesn't seem to put a damper on how excited she is to see him again. ]