homeless forever

[whenshitapplies]

I ain't gay! You of all people oughta know that.


......


That's not what I mean. I mean... [some vague hand gestures] You're all up in my head now, I guess, so you should know these things, right?

Not that I've got a problem with dudes... of that persuasion. You oughta know that, too.

It just ain't me. It's the blood.

Man, havin' you crawlin' around in my head is a hundred times worse than Sookie. 'Least she has a notion of privacy.

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[vampairy]

Jason, Jason, Jason... And here I thought you more confident in yourself than that, more...comfortable with your sexuality.

Relax, it was only a dream.

[whenshitapplies]

No--hey! You stay out of my head! And stay the fuck away from my sister!

[Omg don't look you creep!]

And for your information, my sexuality is completely solid and sure! It ain't my fault my mun likes to laugh about this!

[vampairy]

I can do one of those things.

[Creep? What creep? Chillax, Jason Stackhouse.]

Maybe you should learn a thing or two from your mun. You're awfully uptight about this.

[whenshitapplies]

How about you do both, or I'll kick your vampire ass back to whatever dimension you popped out of?

[Creepy creep who's creeping and peeping into his head! That shit is private!]

My mun has gay on the brain! [A beat.] Not that there's anythin' wrong with that, but she oughtta keep it to herself!

[vampairy]

Why all the hostility, Jason? I pose no threat to Sookie, nor you for that matter.

[Private until a faerie's around >:P]

For someone who claims to have no problem with homosexuality, you get very jump on the subject. Have a terrible experience as a child I ought to know about? [preening!]

[whenshitapplies]

Maybe because every time she gets involved with a fanger, things seem to go to Hell? You killed our parents and that whole tribe of faeries in the night club, so 'scuse me if I see a goddamn threat to my baby sister in that.

[Ruuuude. >( ]

What? No! She just needs to mind her own business. And even if there was something, it sure as shit wouldn't be any concern of yours!

[vampairy]

First things first, I'm not only a vampire. I am and have always been fae first...just with the perks of vampirism. A second, your parents acted against me in trying to kill Sookie. I was simply saving her. Now tell me, Jason, who's more of a threat to your sister? Them or me?

[Nawww. Don't be so sensitive!]

Temper temper, Jason. Take it easy. These muns have infinite control it seems, I'd tread carefully. And maybe it's not any of my concern, however, I am curious.

[averydangerouswoman]

Well Jason, I mean I know we been together an' all. And I know ya were with a lotta women, but gay? What did I miss?

{Since, you know, he hated her and all. Then he stopped talking to her. So, she is really out of the loop.}