What am I even doing worst crossover AU explanation in profile.

[devil_in_disguise]

There we go, I knew you'd see it my way sooner or later. I'm not sure what you were thinking, hoping I'd just go away on my own. But now that that's over, don't tell me you're getting lazy on my icons. Come on, I know I got stuck in the backseat in Xenosaga, but you can make me more than that. You don't want to deprive people of the chance to look at my pretty face, now do you?

And once you've got that taken care of, how about letting me go have some fun? I hear these memes sometimes have some nice looking babes on them that aren't half as crazy as the few chicks up here. And while you're at it, find me somewhere I can get some pizza. I haven't had a good slice in ages. But if you can't manage that, some more curry the way Shion makes it would do just fine instead.

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[needsteaplz]

I never thought anyone could beat Lee in pride and ego.

[devil_in_disguise]

I can't help that there's a lot to take pride in. You're looking at the number one best spaceship pilot in the galaxy, you know.

Of course, I've got a few other skills, too. Would you care to see?

*No, Tony. Gaignun would kill you.*

[needsteaplz]

[She can't help but laugh.]

You sure that's a good idea? Did your mun ever tell you about me?

[devil_in_disguise]

She's told me you're a friend of Master Gaignun's, but I don't see how that has to be a problem. I would dream of starting something ugly with such a pretty lady.

[needsteaplz]

"Something ugly," huh? After years of living, that's your greatest pickup line?

[She raises an eyebrow at him.]

[devil_in_disguise]

Of course not. *It's just close.* But I prefer to show while I tell.

*And that's now an arm about to be draped over your shoulder if you don't stop him.*

[needsteaplz]

[She ducks her way out of that since she'd rather not smack him just yet. He is getting close to it though.]

Hmm, in that case, what's that spell I've been sensing since I met you?

[devil_in_disguise]

Oh, that? Just a little something to avoid attention of the unpleasant sort. Beats wearing a wig.

[needsteaplz]

How bad could it possibly be? I've seen my fair share of things. Besides, I won't tell anyone.

[She gives him a smile.]

[devil_in_disguise]

Oh, it's not bad at all. It just gets a bit awkward when I look exactly the same forty years after I meet someone, so I tend to switch it up a bit with alternate identities. But since the cat's out of the bag anyway, I guess there's no harm.

*He snaps his fingers and his appearance flickers slightly before the spell breaks completely.*

Well? Like what you see?

GDI Jess WHY

[needsteaplz]

Well, when you put it that way...

[She blinks in stunned silence. There might be some blushing but Dante, if you wish to live, you better not comment on that.]

Oh. I, uh um....wow.

SHE ASKED! Also he likes to show off.

[devil_in_disguise]

*Hey, he's durable. And running his fingers through his hair like he's fixing it, except he leaves it a mop.*

White hair suits me much better, don't you agree?

True. You reap what you sow, Saori.

[needsteaplz]

[Has he ever received a full blown punch from a goddess?]

Yes, yes it does...I can't believe I'm saying that.

Ah, as for pizza... Maybe I can see if I can fix up something.

At least the hot makes up for the annoying somewhat? And keywords somewhat apply.

[devil_in_disguise]

*He's taken shots from the Prince of Darkness himself?*

Can it be that I've discovered a goddess? Because actually getting a decent pizza the way I like it would just be miraculous.

[needsteaplz]

[She's just going to laugh nervously at the mention of goddess.]

It's been a while since I made one but I see what I can do. What would you like? For your pizza, I mean.

Sorry, had to.

[devil_in_disguise]

Raw ham and garlic potatoes, no olives, and don't be stingy on the sauce.

Rofl omg Dante what

[needsteaplz]

That's...A rather interesting choice of toppings I've ever heard. Give me a few minutes.

[She disappears with a snap of her fingers. True to her word, she returns with said pizza in hand after a bit. Pays to have one huge kitchen setup in headspace land.]

I hope it's to your liking.

I swear it's canon. Raw ham and garlic potato special, no olives.

[devil_in_disguise]

*He grabs a slice off the tray and lifts it above his head, letting it droop down so he can take a bite.*

Mmmm, compliments to the chef. This has to be the best pizza I've had in centuries.

[needsteaplz]

Aww, why thank you!

I guess I still got it after all.

[devil_in_disguise]

Now all I need is some tomato juice, a strawberry sundae and some tunes and this day would be perfect.

[needsteaplz]

Hold on. I can help with the tomato and the sundae at least. Just got to find it now...I'm sure it's in that kitchen of mine somewhere.

[devil_in_disguise]

You're pretty generous, ain't ya? You're not going to go turning around and charging me for this later, are you?

[needsteaplz]

[She giggles.]

No, but don't be pressing your luck now.

[She can manipulate it in a beat after all.]

[devil_in_disguise]

I hope it won't be pushing too far to ask for one more little thing, then, 'cause my luck's already shit.

[needsteaplz]

Really?

[She pulls out a clipboard out of thin air and looks bewildered at the results on paper.]

...Wow. I didn't think it was possible to have such a low luck rating...