Incredibly nervous voicetesting is go.

[ungodlyrich]

You can't be serious. Is this a joke? Because it certainly seems like it. A commoner such as yourself, no more important or more interesting than a grain of sand in the desert, actually considering himself worthy of "playing" me? I would laugh if this whole incident wasn't making my stomach turn.

Exactly where do you get off thinking you could play me? A spineless little worm like yourself could barely play the gambler and ogre properly, according to your own words, so what made you think for even a second that you could take on someone such as myself?

...no answer? I thought so. Get this asinine thought out of your head and find something else to do. You're only wasting your time and to a far greater extent my own.

Comments

[misteries]

Perhaps you should pick something more resilient than a single grain of sand for your analogy.

[ungodlyrich]

Why should I, exactly? Resilience would imply he had a spine.

[misteries]

I'm sure you must know what they say about willow trees.

[ungodlyrich]

[Oh you are so not his favorite person right now.]

Anyone who "bends" to even the gentlest of "winds" isn't fit to survive the "storm".

[misteries]

Yes... I suppose in some cases, that is true. But sometimes, it's better to pick your battles... don't you think so?

[ungodlyrich]

Do you take me for a fool? Of course I know to pick my own battles. As I told you beforehand, this spineless oaf doesn't have what it takes to play. Frankly, I'm doing him a kindness by telling him so. The way I see it he should be on his hands and knees thanking me.

[misteries]

[ she'll take her own advice and forfeit on a battle she doesn't foresee winning anyway... ]

As grounded in your beliefs as ever, I see. [ and this is the pot calling the kettle black, yep. ]

[ungodlyrich]

At least I make my beliefs known clear as day.

[misteries]

It's one of your better traits.

[ungodlyrich]

Humph. Implying most of my traits aren't flawless, which they clearly are.

[Notice how he didn't say all. Yeah okay maybe he's learning a little bit. Shut up.]

[misteries]

I won't deny that some are admirable. [ but that's as far as she'll go. ]

You win everything ever for playing Yamada

[ungodlyrich]

Don't be absurd. If this imbecile thinks he can control me, he has another thing coming. I'm not like the rest of you cretins.

I hear ya, he seems like a tough character to play

[ungodlyrich]

The only will that's going to be done is my own. If you cannot see that, then perhaps you're even more of an idiot than I gave you credit for.

Fair enough. I'm good with asshole characters, but Togami is...special. Very special.

[ungodlyrich]

A position you are all too accustomed to, no doubt.

[Okay that was rude.]

[ungodlyrich]

I certainly don't hear you denying it. No doubt you're already looking forward to being your mundane's dog on a leash. Though really, they could have gone with someone a bit more intimating. Then again...perhaps the sheer repulsiveness of your appearance will drive people away.

[ungodlyrich]

You're deluding yourself. It won't be long before you begin following your mundane's orders to a T, just as you followed that pathetic gambler's.

why can't i hold all these dangans

[fyeahdespair]

Who the fuck thought picking up your snooty ass was a good idea, huh?!

because nobody expects the dangan inquisition

[ungodlyrich]

Don't talk to me like you're a person. I liked you a lot better when you were nothing but a splatter on the wall.

i just want to hug every dangan in the world

[fyeahdespair]

being talked down to by an ex-super high school level heir... that fills me such such despair.

... ah. i rhymed.

gotta spread the love around

[ungodlyrich]

I can hardly be considered an "Ex" anything seeing as how I'm still alive, while you're currently maggot food. Even if the rest of my family is truly dead, I will rebuild the Togami Conglomerate by myself.

fun fact; she says 'super' twice because i typo'd 'duper' and rolled with it

[fyeahdespair]

But like, how can you be an heir if you don't have anything to inherit, huh? Didn't I already tell you that was nothing left out there for you except despair? I'm actually super-super-duper jealous!

that's fine with me

[ungodlyrich]

And as I already stated beforehand, the title "heir" is hardly fitting for a person of my caliber. As for this despair you keeping going on about, it isn't going to work on me. I have a set goal and I plan on seeing it through.

[fyeahdespair]

So what kind of title would you prefer? Super High School Level Evidence Tamperer? Super High School Level Terrible Secret Keeper? Oh, I know! How about Super High School Level Stalk-ee? Fukawa-chan's still got her eye on you, after all!

[ungodlyrich]

Does it fill you with despair knowing you can't bother me any more? Is that why you keep making that awful noise in my presence? So you can keep getting off to such an idiotic and abstract concept?

[fyeahdespair]

What makes you assume I'm trying to bother you? I'm merely asking one of my classmates what title he would prefer to be addressed as. If you have any suggestions, then I suggest you make them sooner rather than later and we can end this pointless game of questions.

[ungodlyrich]

Didn't I say the only title accurate enough to use is Super High-School Level Perfection? Though I suppose if that's too much for you to say then you can simply sew your mouth shut. Frankly, I would prefer the latter.

[serials]

Ha... To t-try and accomplish a task like being Byakuya-sama... W-Who does he think he is?!

Yes, a Fukawa to ruin Togami's day

[ungodlyrich]

[Oh dear god. There's gotta be an exit around here somewhere...

Nope... Yeah, he's doomed.]

If I would have known giving you permission to speak again would lead to mimicking me, I would have told you to keep your trap shut.

It's what I do.

[serials]

[Even if there was, she'd just follow you.]

I w-wasn't... I was just s-saying something everyone knows.

But if you want me to, I'll stop talking... For you...

[paving]

Togami-kun! How nice to see you looking so healthy . . . though less healthy than I've seen you last, of course.

[ungodlyrich]

Am I supposed to know you? Because I don't.

I'm cool with SDR1 spoilers! How are you with SDR2 spoilers? :3

[paving]

I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't remember someone as insignificant as me.

Well, that just means I have to reintroduce myself . . .

I'm Komaeda Nagito. Nice to meet you again!

I'm completely fine with spoilers in general.

[ungodlyrich]

While it is refreshing to finally meet someone who knows their place, I assure you we have never met.

excellent!

[paving]

Hmm . . .

I'm beginning to think so as well, Togami Byakuya-kun.