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[12inchwhatever]

Ohh, no. No, no, no way. What am I doing here exactly? I shouldn't have to remind you we've still got unfinished business over at--excuse me for looking over the fourth wall, here--Tumblr.

Y'know, there's still trees to chop, Thneeds to make? I can't just up and ditch that. I've got a role to fulfill here. Heard coughing out Schlop was up on the schedule, can't wait for that one again. Not.

Ahem. Just as long as you don't plan to keep me here long. I heard the "homes" here are more whacked up than the Truffula Flu AU. Sure wouldn't wanna stick me into those, right?

Riight?

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today was a good day to check dear_mun

[talkstofish]

My mundane tells me you're referring to some kind of apocalypse. If you'd rather avoid another one, you should watch your step. It seems to be a popular theme.

[super helpful arthur is super helpful. this is probably as good a welcome as any.]

o/

[12inchwhatever]

[that was some really helpful and totally not obvious advice, Strange Guy in Fish Suit. at least you seem friendly]

Yeahh, that's the word. Funny story, I dropped my guard once and winded up in one of those for a few days. Definitely not the highlight of my life.

[talkstofish]

These things happen. [he doesn't even look like he's being sarcastic.] Though I hear you're resourceful. Apocalypse or not, I'm sure you'll be fine here.

[bereavedtransient]

Depending on the mun, you may be here for years. Do not worry about it much. They will do what they will do.

What they do, of course, is often causing our ruination.

[12inchwhatever]

Hold on, "years"? How am I not supposed to worry about that? I don't know about you, but I intend on doing something more productive with my life, thank you very much.

[bereavedtransient]

You don't get a say in the matter. Why worry? It is not up to you.

[shortishandbossy]

I knew that schlopp was bad from the start.