on existing at all (canon is attack on titan) [HUGE MANGA SPOILERS]

[sweatsprofusely]

[ Sweats. ]

You're... I think you're getting carried away.

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[springcleaning]

Well aren't you one to fucking talk.

yes hahahaha

[sweatsprofusely]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Lance Corporal, sir.

[ PLAYING DUMB OKAY. He's so good at that. ]

always have to make sure

[springcleaning]

What a crock of shit.

[Looking dumb too. The corporal sneers.]

Fortunately for you, the bitch upstairs is keeping me from starting any kind of fight.

I hear you bro I would hate to have that kind of a rude awakening

[sweatsprofusely]

[ SWEATS;;;; crap where's reiner when you need him. Oh, right. WITH HIS HUMAN FRIENDS. ]

I don't think fighting me by yourself would work out for you, sir. Weren't you still injured?

i read the manga just to see if levi had any surprises i can't even imagine.....

[springcleaning]

That kind of thing doesn't account for much around this place.

[He kicks his leg back against a convenient wall for emphasis, still looking unamused.]

Death doesn't either though so there's no fucking point.

I knew something big happened with Bertolt and Reiner... I never knew how big though, ha

[sweatsprofusely]

[ Bertolt smiles a tiny smile. Maybe he's relieved. Maybe he's plotting the death of humanity. ]

It would be futile, then. [ He's kind of hard to kill, so he wasn't super worried. Still, Levi is the strongest human alive, so if anyone could do it, it'd be him. Bertolt shuffles his feet a bit. Kid always looks so uncomfortable in his own skin. ]

I wouldn't... want to make a scene, anyway.

that's PRETTY BIG

[springcleaning]

For you, maybe.

[Levi's noticed, didn't realize why until now though. Fucking weirdass Titan shifting bullshit.]

You tend to do it anyway, asshat.

WHOOPS THE BIGGEST pretty much

[sweatsprofusely]

I prefer to cut and run. That strategy suits me better.

[ Bertolt knows his personality is weak-- even if not much else of him is. ]

I didn't come here to fight. [ The mission comes first and all that. What would Bertolt even do without his mission? ]

[my_martyrdom]

I-It seems the other way around but may I ask in the other context of how your mun is getting carried away?

[sweatsprofusely]

This account. She was bored and... well. Here I am.

[my_martyrdom]

Oh, well that's not too bad. It's rather nice to see familiar faces despite, well, everything.

[sweatsprofusely]

That's true.

[ Um........ what does he say. ]

She says I'm hard to pin down.

[my_martyrdom]

I'm sure she'll do wonderfully! Just a little faith goes a long way.

[sweatsprofusely]

'spose so.

[ Beat. sweats. ]

Not even 15 icons though... maybe if I talked more...

[my_martyrdom]

Don't worry, I'm positive there will be more to come!

[sweetjeans]

What's with all the sweat, bro? Why you sweatin'

You fat or something? You don't look fat, what's the deal. You just stand around, lookin' like yourself. You could always socialize, you know, maybe you'd be less sweaty.

[sweatsprofusely]

I dunno. I just do, I guess.

[ oh no Jean, Bert was already super uncomfortable what are you doing. ]

[sweetjeans]

Hey come one, you don't want to be that weird guy that just stands around sweating at people. Why not makes some friends like your buddy Reiner?

I don't sweat.

[sweatsprofusely]

I'm okay being just that. I never have much to say.

[ SWEATS. JEAN WHY. ]

[sweetjeans]

Bullshit! I see you talkin' with Reiner and Annie all the time, what do you guys talk about that's so interesting? Sweating?

..... Do you get sweaty with Reiner, if you know what I mean.

I've heard somethings...

2 the rescue

[fiftypercentoff]

J-Jean!

You can't just ask stuff like that-!

[sweetjeans]

Why not? It's not like I'm picking on Reiner for being.. you know.

I don't care as long as he doesn't hit on me, I'm not gay.

save him marco

[sweatsprofusely]

I-I don't-- [ Turns to Marco like help me please everyone will find out and then!!!!!!! ]

I... [ Fuck. Now he's thinking about Reiner and Annie and getting sweat and- ]

I don't have anything to say about that!

he thinks he's helping

[fiftypercentoff]

Bertolt, it's okay... I mean, if you like guys like that there's no problem right?

[sweetjeans]

Why should I?!

[Jean points his finger at Bertl]

If you ask that's even more suspicious, you suspicious sweaty guy.