No clue what to do with this little cutie

[tellyou_intime]

You decided to bring me back, after all this time? Not that I am complaining, I like being here - talking to people, not being stuck in bed all day...

Do you have any plans for me? A game, maybe? If you do, perhaps you could find one with my brothers? I want to do things and have fun, but, well..in the past...

[In the past his mun was a little shit to all her muses and he doesn't want to be on the receiving end]

 

..perhaps I should wait a little longer?

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[assassino]

La Volpe is a good man. Even if he was strange to you, I am sure he was kind.

I am in Paradisa, along with a young boy about your age named Connor. It is a good place.

[tellyou_intime]

He was, a little..[That he can recall, anyway]

[The sound of there being other children his age is certainly appealing]

You like it there? That's good at least

[assassino]

I do. There is much to see and do... And you'd be welcome to join me, you know.

[tellyou_intime]

I would like that, very much!

[Spending time with his brother again is the best idea he's heard in a while]

[assassino]

[mischievous tone]

I'm sure you would. There are plenty of girls your age, too.

[tellyou_intime]

[Totally not awkward what are you talking about]

O-Oh..well, I'd like to meet them..[It seems the suave Auditore genes ended with Ezio - he can't imagine holding a successful conversation with a girl, not the way his brothers do anyway]

[assassino]

[he chuckles!]

Good! Practice makes perfect, you know.

Hey! Sorry this took so long!

[tellyou_intime]

Well, what about you? Are there are girls there you like? Or is Cristina there maybe?

[At least, he's pretty sure that's her name - he's never met her, but Federico mentioned her once or twice]

That's alright! I was at work anyway :)

[assassino]

A good number of them! So many, in fact, that I have trouble choosing between them. Cristina is a distant memory, little brother.

[tellyou_intime]

[He smiles - almost in awe - when he hears about his brothers 'conquests', though it becomes a little sheepish when he's corrected about Cristina]

Well, this is what happens when you do not tell me things!

[assassino]

It would take years to tell you everything... And your face would be as red as a ripe apple.

[tellyou_intime]

[He could totally handle the many tales of your experiences with the fairer sex..]

I-It would not! I'm not that young..

[Baby, you kind of are..]

[assassino]

[he chuckles]

Oh? What do you know about women, then?

[tellyou_intime]

Well, um..

[Come on, think of something..]

..They...like..oh! They like to be told they're pretty, but not too much

[He's literally thinking of things he's heard Claudia say in the past, or what she's complained about Duccio doing, or in most cases, not doing]

And it is better not to try too hard, but you still have to act like you are trying..[Girls are confusing.]

[assassino]

[Oh, baby brother...]

That's a good start, I think. What else?

[tellyou_intime]

[How much more evidence do you need, bro - Petruccio got more moves than a DDR machine]

..You're supposed to buy them nice things?

[Nailed it.]

[assassino]

That certainly tickles their fancy, yes.

[tellyou_intime]

[Score.]

[He smiles triumphantly]

There, see - I do know some things

[assassino]

It's a good start, for a boy your age.

[He grins.]

Someday, I will introduce you to your first courtesan... She will teach you the rest!

[tellyou_intime]

[Yeah he's gone completely beet red now - perhaps if he was older, he'd be a little less wide-eyed right about now]

[assassino]

[He just laughs and reaches over to ruffle his brother's hair affectionately.]

Enough of that for now, I suppose.

I have been gathering feathers from across Italia for you, you know.