RE: What's fandom without nonsense

[tiniestduelist]

......I don't like you.

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[whitewizardgirl]

What about your Daddy's Kuriboh card? It's a pretty low level card, but he's always pulling your Daddy out of some sort trouble. [Quite a few, actually. And didn't it beat one of Kaiba's execs in the virtual world by multiplying and farting rainbows or something?]

[tiniestduelist]

Mn well... yeah but.. [CRISIS.] But he doesn't win with Kuriboh. Kuriboh just helps.

[whitewizardgirl]

[Would mention that one duel in DK where one of his low level monsters almost beat her Tou-san, but that's probably not a story for a young kid to hear]

Well, your Uncle Yuugi defeated all three god cards in one turn once, with the help of his magic cards and he used some of his weaker monsters.

[tiniestduelist]

Tou-san says there was something funny about that duel. [She wasn't around for it so she'll never quite understand it. But usually Kaiba knows what he's talking about.]

[whitewizardgirl]

[Your Tou-san has seen a lot of funny things in his lifetime, Yuiko-chan. That was practically one of the tamer ones.]

It was just your Daddy and Uncle Yuugi dueling. [Fate of the world and your Daddy too, but whatevs.] But, given the right circumstances, I think it is possible to win with your weakest monsters. Depend on only the strong ones, and you'll already be losing.

[tiniestduelist]

...only strong ones can take care of you. Weak ones won't survive. [One guess as to where she's getting that from.]

[whitewizardgirl]

[And three guesses as to who loses all the time. Here's a hint, he's tall and has a fetish for long coats.]

Without the weak ones, the strong ones wouldn't have anyone to protect. Then they'd get pretty lonely.

[tiniestduelist]

[This can only mean one thing.]

...Miss Ryou, how come you don't like me?

[whitewizardgirl]

[Wait, where did this come from?]

What do you mean? I like you, a lot. I care a lot about you. [Almost like a little sister or a daughter to me.] What brought this on?

[tiniestduelist]

[It makes her feel better to hear but then she feels stupid for bringing it up. So back to the eye avoiding and the skirt tugging. She shakes her head.]

Nn. Never mind.

[whitewizardgirl]

... What's wrong, sweetheart? [Kneels in front of her, to look her in the eye]

You can tell me, you know that right? I won't get mad or anything.

[tiniestduelist]

[Nope more avoidance and head shaking. She doesn't wanna.]

[whitewizardgirl]

Please? [I will tickle you to death if you won't tell me. And my tickling takes no prisoners, just so you know.]

[tiniestduelist]

Nn... you just always argue with me about duel monsters. [A most sacred of subjects.]

[whitewizardgirl]

I'm not arguing with you.

...I'm just trying to give you a few pointers. [She can tell that you take after Kaiba in his dueling style, and though it works for him, it probably won't work for everyone.] I'm not the greatest duelist in the world, but I've been around it long enough to see what works and what doesn't.

I'm not trying to put you down for wanting to duel the way you want to, but I just want you to at least consider all the possibilities. To see all of the advantages, big or small.