idek..... (canon is y e p attack on titan) spoilers inevitable.

[pseudonimity]

Of course I'm worried about Ymir, mun...and Eren, too. But...they're strong. And Ymir told me she would live. Even if I still don't understand why she follows me around. So I'll believe in them. That they'll be alive.

[B-BUT THE WAIT, IT'S KILLIING ME. KILLING. ME.]

Y-you have to believe, too! And...didn't you say 'patience is a virtue'? For now, I'll just do my best and make myself useful!

[Don't you sass me, girl. Personally, in spite of the character trolling? I'm just waiting on that vow of undying love.]

Um...what?

[.....You sweet summer child.]

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[ Baby, it's told outside. He is following the eight-told path right now. All that glitters is not told. ]

You're going to need more than just sugar if you ask me. [ Which she didn't, but his opinion was clearly needed here. ]

Damn, don't go around talking all sacrificial like that. Get a sense of self-preservation, why don't you? [ With an attitude like that, he just knows she's going to end up trying to play hero. Which is a pretty dangerous game, he's learned. ] Do whatever you like, just don't go out there on a suicide mission.

[pseudonimity]

[Yeah okay bro tell yourself that. So the truth hurts huh]

Then why don't you go have her follow you around and tell me what you think! [YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HER SUFFERING. Being tormented and humiliated constantly, being borderline harrassed, constantly fucking worrying about what stupid shit she'll do next.....gdit Jean you don't get it. See? The tears are starting again.]

A-and it's not about being suicidal! I-I just... ['Martyr' is her middle name, didn't you know?] ...I just don't want to be a burden to her or anyone else! But if I die---I'll die with no regrets! I chose to be a Scout! I knew what I'd be in for! And I know what I'll be in for now! So please, Jean...don't worry about me!

[Because we all know you are, you tsuntsun.]

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[ Christa, has anyone ever told you that you cry a lot?? This is a situation he is so not prepared for so he's just going to... act normal and hope she stops soon... ]

Luckily for me, that's never gonna happen. [ SUCKS 2 B U CHRISTA!!! Oh god please stop crying. ]

Don't give me that. You'd piss your pants with the rest of us in the face of death. [ This 'prepared to die' shit gets kind of stale when their friends' corpses are decomposing all around them, tbh. ] How about you lay off the brave act and try not to get killed out there? No one's gonna care if you played hero for a second if you just end up being Titan food anyway.

[pseudonimity]

[Motherfucker you'd cry a lot too if you always felt like you were weighing everyone down on top of all your friends dropping like flies. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU PROBABLY CRIED OVER MARCO SO THERE. SO N O P E CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.]

Lucky for you! You're not the one worrying about whether she's dead or alive!

[She clenches her fists, looking not unlike a weepy version of a certain 'rival' of yours.]

At least I'd die fighting! And of course the thought of death is frightening! You think I'm not afraid to stare a Titan right in its face?! But I'm prepared!

[brb trying to pretend ch47 never happened. which only increases the irony factor of this conversation.]

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[ SO HE MIGHT HAVE SHED A FEW MANLY TEARS IN PRIVATE, EXCUSE HIM PRINCESS WATERWORKS. ]

What's the point in worrying about someone who's as much of a pain in the ass as you say? [ "Pain in the ass" is pretty much what he heard when she described how awful Ymir was, honestly.

And do not go all Jaeger on his ass. There's enough Eren in the world already...!! ]

You're going to die fighting and then what? You'll just be dead. Do you really want to go in such a sorry way like that? Could anything suck more than dying after charging in like a reckless moron?

[pseudonimity]

[PSSH, WHATEVS, SENOR TSUNRIVAL. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PINE OVER MIKASA SOME MORE.]

Sh-she might be...that, but... [Jean, such language don't you know that's totes ungentlemanly and unattractive sheesh] ...she's still always been there with me, and she's never left me behind! E-even if I don't really understand why, and even though I'm not worth it, I still care about her enough to want to save her...

[Dude, she's basically Eren with a martyr complex instead of a revenge complex. Complete with stalkerish female companion! You can't escape the parallels. She stands up straight, doing the Legion salute.]

...Even if it means my death!

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[ WOW OK LOW BLOW??? ]

I want to know how you can say all that with a straight face. [ And she can't even say "pain in the ass", what a dweeb!! This would be funny if it didn't come with the risk of watching her die...!! ] You can't be serious! You're ready to go sacrifice your life because she was there? What world are you living in?

[ Eren's female companion is more appealing JUST SAYIN. and oh god she's saluting... ] You're like a character from a children's story or something.