homeless - canon is Legend of Mana

[magicbroom]

Hey, mun! I'm glad you chose me. But let's face it, I'm a lot more useful than Bud, right? Not much of a choice.

So what do you plan on doing with me now? I hope you'll take me somewhere good. Dangerous is okay - I've got my broom - but not one of those memory-altering places, all right?

.....Oh, and try to bring Bud along if you can. I won't miss him, but he really is useless without me around.

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[fryingpanofdoom]

C'mon Lisa. Of course I'm comin' along with you! I bet you'd be helpless without me.

[magicbroom]

You need to work on your magic before you start saying stuff like that!

[fryingpanofdoom]

Hey! I made a pumpkin army.

[magicbroom]

And you see how that turned out?

[fryingpanofdoom]

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[>>] We met master?

[magicbroom]

That's not the point!

[fryingpanofdoom]

Ya know, Lisa, I bet you're just mad because I got the cooler mun. [Yeah, dude, I just went there. What now.]

[magicbroom]

That's dumb! Why would I be mad about that?! Even if it is true!

[fryingpanofdoom]

'cause it means you're stuck with the worse one. Hey! I could ask the lady if she'd take ya in!

[desertdaggers]

Are there that many of those around these days?

Your brother?

[magicbroom]

No way! I'm fine. I'll just whip my mun into shape, that's all. No problem!

[magicbroom]

I don't know if there's a lot of them, but it's better to draw the line before we start looking.

My brother's useless without me, so I worry about him.

[desertdaggers]

Ah, fair enough. What kind of place do you think you would like, if you had to pick?

He might be able to manage, but… mm, it's probably better if you stay together.

[fryingpanofdoom]

I don't have to do anything with mine. Mine lets me get away with anything I want! [This isn't going to end badly at all, no.]

[fryingpanofdoom]

Her brother's me. Bud the Malignant! Mwahahahaha!

[magicbroom]

That definitely won't work.

[magicbroom]

If I had to pick... I'd pick somewhere with Master. I don't know if that's possible, though.

As for Bud, well, just look at him. He definitely wouldn't last without me.

[fryingpanofdoom]

It'll be fine! I can get a ton of pumpkins from the lady and then we can take over Dear Mun with a pumpkin army!

[desertdaggers]

… The Malignant?

[he doesn't think that word means what you think it means]

[fryingpanofdoom]

Yeah, the Malignant. I tried calling myself Bud the Diabolical, but, ya know, it kind of gave off the wrong impression and didn't sound so good.

[desertdaggers]

Mm… there don't seem to be that many people around from our worlds. But still, you might get lucky. What're they like?

It does seem that way. I hope he appreciates it, at least sometimes.

[desertdaggers]

Not so much, no. [considering headtilt…] It does make it sound as though you're trying to raise hell. Are you? More than anyone usually does, that is.

[fryingpanofdoom]

Nah, only pumpkins. And maybe rabites? I had this great idea for this spell that would turn a regular old rabite into a super black rabite, I just need to get my sister and Master to agree to let me try it out.

[desertdaggers]

Huh. [okay, gonna ruffle his hair then. he's probably still trouble, but, well. Kids.]

A super black rabite? [that would… maybe explain a thing] What kind of appetite would it have, though?

[fryingpanofdoom]

[Squirm. This is beneath his dignity.] The flesh of my enemies. Mwahahaha!

[desertdaggers]

[too bad, kiddo. but he does let up after a few moments.] Oh? How many of those do you have?