Possibly thinking about Netherworld Academy

[ex_haveaplan64]

No. You're not putting me somewhere I can't do moi job, especially if you're going t' turn me int' a peg-leg penguin thing. Worst of all, I'd be blue! At the very least let me be red.

(Nope, you're not high tier enough to be anything except a grunt level Prinny, but maybe if you level grinded hard enough you can reincarnate.)

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[not_onyourside]

Are you feeling quite well? You are sounding even more insane zhan usual.

[ex_haveaplan64]

Th' Lady Upstairs wants t' send me to some super crazy world again.

(What are you bitching about? It has instant respawn, you can make a buttload of money, and you can grind your stats to absurd levels.

You make it sound like I haven't done worse things than turn you into a Prinny.)

[not_onyourside]

A world wez peg-legged penguins no less.

And what will you do for entertainment een zhis place?

[ex_haveaplan64]

Peg-legged exploding penguins, no less.

I'm pretty sure th' Lady Upstairs uses me for 'er own entertainment, and never moine.

(What can I say, throwing Sniper at problems he can't headshot away is comedy cold.

...come join him? Then they can be Prinny buddies!)

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees zhe point of all zhis mon ami. Eef we were here only for our own enjoyment, well, all of zhis would go quite differently.

[And singe his suit when they explode? No chance.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

I'll say. When th' Lady Upstairs actually donates 'er services t' RED or BLU she's shite at it. Can't shoot worth a bloody damn, not one wit.

(But he could go into diving the Item World of his suit and level it so it wouldn't singe!)

[not_onyourside]

Well perhaps she should play as someone easier. Heavy perhaps. Or Pyro. Not everyone can be good at being support and carrying zhe team.

[bostonbasher]

[SHE LAUGHS

A LOT]

Ohh, oh man, you're bein' turned into a penguin? You? Holy crap! Yanno, I suddenly feel a whooole lot better about the whole "mun swears she can't friggin' take me anywhere" thing.

[notintehkitchen]

Big brother Hawk would make a cute penguin! I'm sorry to hear you'd be a BLU though. That makes me a little sad.

[She's smiling the whole way through this.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

Yeah, she's usually Medic or Engineer.

[ex_haveaplan64]

She says it's one 'f the few places with Respawn.

(It's too bad that Mun has decided that Sniper's stats are absolute and not relative values, which means that in Disgaea terms he's hilariously weak.)

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Come with? It'd be like being in Pyroland without the need of the gasmask!)

I don't want t' be anything except moiself. I think I'm well within moi roights t' insist at least that much.

[notintehkitchen]

Maybe so, but it looks like you don't have a very good chance in getting your way.

[ex_haveaplan64]

My only 'ope at this point is that this is just a passing whim and she'll lose interest.

(Alas, mun is also very indecisive.)

[not_onyourside]

You see? She ees trying. You should be more supportive.

Now, tell me more about zhis place you are going.

[ex_haveaplan64]

Woi should I support delusional fantasies, especially when someone like 'er 'as no business even playing pretend as a mercenary?

I wouldn't be able t' tell you much. She keeps cackling about 'ow "perfect" this place is, and except for th' 'ole penguin business, I don't know anything else about it.

(Handy link for reference. Mun's still in the "indecisive" stage so far, but if she had canonmates to derp around with, hint hint...)

[not_onyourside]

Because she ees going to do eet regardless, you could at least pretend to help out.

Eet seems less zhan perfect eef you have nozzing to shoot.

[Crack-tacular!]

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck.

[KNOWS THESE FEELS.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

She says there'll be plenty 'f targets for me once I get there.

(Too bad you're super weak in the Disgaea world. Triple digit damage is nothing to sneeze at when HP can go into the millions.)

[not_onyourside]

Will you be getting paid for your work?

[Yes, but think of how much health his kunai would steal.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

Not in any money I'd be able t' use back 'ome.

(Ooh, you lucky bastard, your damage is calculated in relative terms.)

[not_onyourside]

So what ees zhe point zhen? Just to watch you be bored?

[A 560,000 HP Spy. THINK OF THAT AND TREMBLE SNIPER.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

No idea, mate. She should be sending th' BLU Spy over, not me. At least 'e'd enjoy 'imself there.

(It's so unfair baww.)

[not_onyourside]

He would spend most of zhe time being dead. I would assume zhat people who could destroy world would not take lightly to someone trying to get een all of zheir trousers. Probably all at once een fact.

[ex_haveaplan64]

I don't think th' Spook's proclivities would be the biggest thing t' worry about.

(Nah, my BLU Spy would probably be too stab-happy, at first anyways.)

[not_onyourside]

Well considering you are going and he ees staying, eet hardly matters.

I shall be watching wez great interest.

[Leer]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Dripping with sarcasm.) Thanks.

[not_onyourside]

You know you adore my attentions. Who would you talk to ozzerwise?

[Pinching your cheek because you're just so precious.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Still as B| as ever.)

(Dryly:) Better you than th' BLU Spook.

[not_onyourside]

I knew you liked me.

[All the more reason to be up in your personal space.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Refuses to show any reaction. Every RED Spy since the beginning of the Sniper's employment with RED has tried this tack on him and he's long ago since learned that any sign of discomfort only encourages the bastards.)

(Still as droll as ever.) Wot gives you th' idea that I disloike you?

[not_onyourside]

[You're too smart for your own good Sniper.]

Why nozzing at all. I was merely commenting on zhe situation.

[What about nuzzling? Is he immune to nuzzling?]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Whatever, man. I bet you do that to all of the Snipers.)

[not_onyourside]

[He does. But most of them make more amusing faces than you are.]