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[badassfreakingoverlord]

What the hell is a "Cutie Mark Crusader", and why do you want them to serve as my apprentices to get their cutie marks in Evil Overlording?

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[ruffntumblenut]

What about your apprentice now?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

This is where I don't know you. And also I'm a pony.

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah, Mun keeps thinking of swapping Netherworld for that place...sounds dumb to me.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You could always do both. You're forbidden from ditching me over there.

[ruffntumblenut]

Well see it's kind of like this...

There's the green kid, the pink haired thief and maybe the fire princess in theserver

Then there's that scruffy kid Sandy? Remember her? And that big Rock guy Orc, and this crazy clown girl in thegames

Then there's me in netherworld_academy

And though it only sorta barely counts as a game he's got a bunch of people at mirage_universe

...OH! And the pink haired thief, a scruffy detective (Whatever that is) A crazy big boobed blond gun nut, a crazy scientist and some space case witch at into_spring

[forever_prince]

Whatever it is, better you than me.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! I, the almighty Overlord Zetta, can make a silk purse out of even a Cutie Mark Crusader's sow-ear!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Details, details.

[forever_prince]

...Since when was it considered 'badass' for an Overlord to make silk purses?

[Zenon aside. Not even Laharl is stupid enough to dis Zenon.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

When those metaphorical silk purses then enslave and terrorize an otherwise-innocent world of pastel ponies!

[forever_prince]

Metaphorical. Suuuuuuuure. I think you just want to get in touch with your feminine side~

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Back up a moment. Which one of us gets freaking turned into a chick again.

[forever_prince]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Casually picks at his ear. Almost... too casually.]

[ruffntumblenut]

You try telling him that. I can't punch it into him.

Why hello there.

[tyrant_flughude]

I have no idea what a "cutie mark" is, but to train someone in the art of overlording seems a admirable pursuit. Teach them well.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

It's a magic mark ponies get on their butt.

Really.

And I can't train these kids because they're not actually in this game. This was a shameless attempt by my mun to scare some out of the bushes.

[tyrant_flughude]

[Not... entirely expected. Still, weirder things happen, especially in their multiverse.]

Are you going to let a little thing like their nonexistent state stop you? A proud demon would do it anyway, regardless of whether or not it's even possible.

[Val, what even...]

[demonbuster]

"Evil Overlording"? Is that what you're calling it now?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! You can't fool me! I'm DLC now! I'm involved!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

It's what THEY would be calling it if they were around to be calling it anything, which they aren't.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmm. That's a good point. But I've still got enough other things on my plate with the kidnappings and wholescale house restorations to make it a back-burner project at best.

[forever_prince]

That's totally non-canon anyway! So, as far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen!

These two idiots...

[tyrant_flughude]

I understand, your current duties come first. If it ever does come up, however, I fully support your endeavor. The world needs more dutiful demons to strike fear into the hearts of mankind.

...Ponykind.

...Whateverisapplicablekind.

[littlewingsthatcould]

What would a cutie mark in evil overlording even look like?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Probably depends on what you're good at. Maybe the world beneath your hoof?

[littlewingsthatcould]

Or maybe a throne? A big, scary throne with fire in the background!

...Overlords set things on fire, don't they? Because I don't think anypony would want us to do that.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...I kind of like your style, kid.

An Overlord rules a Netherworld! Sometimes incineration is required, but there's lots more to it, such as style, evil laughter, dramatic speeches, and generally kicking ass.

[littlewingsthatcould]

Oh, I totally have style, especially with Rainbow Dash as my big sister! You know her, right? She's the coolest pegasus in all of Equestria!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah... Considering I'm sharing space on the mun's list of characters in the game with her, I'm way more familiar than I'd really like to be.

[littlewingsthatcould]

Then you know exactly what I'm talking about. She's gonna teach me her sweet moves and if I try hard enough, I might be as cool as she is one day...once I can fly, at least, but I can do some wicked cool tricks on my scooter!

...Can overlords ride scooters?

[demonbuster]

They would at least have it half right, in that case. I don't think there's anything you could teach "Cutie Mark Crusaders" that would be worthwhile anyways.