canon is enzai! playing a bunch of visual novels woke him up.

[guys]

I enjoyed all that time away from you and your antics. Sure, I'm fine now, but if you even dare say you miss playing me... I'm going to hit you, even if you're a woman.

I'm a lot tougher than I look -- you at least remember that about me, right? Probably not.

I'm sure we've had this conversation where I ask you to leave me alone and you find a way to get under my skin, acting all innocent. Ugh... I can see you're doing it again. Leave me and my friends alone, and I don't want to attract anyone unsavory.

What do you mean it's part of my canon I attract shady people!? [But he can't disagree.] Just shut up, stupid woman!

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[cunningdoll]

Even if such a thing is true, that you attract shady people, just kick 'em in the family jewels. Or punch 'em there. Problem solved, right?

[guys]

Who says I haven't done that before? It's kind of hard when they all gang up on you at once, but one on one or one on two, you bet I've done something like that plenty of times.

[cunningdoll]

*He laughs, amused.*

No, that's true. Large groups are problematic to deal with without a weapon, or help.

I'm guessing you fight a lot?

[guys]

I used to, but it wasn't by choice. I'm not a dumbass who picks fights for no reasons or tries to show off how strong he is. I just did what I had to do to defend myself.

[cunningdoll]

If I didn't know better, I'd say we were raised under the same roof. Uncanny!

I still have to defend myself these days. Of course, it's fun when they think they can take me on and lose. Horribly.

[guys]

You look nothing like my older brother, but you're a lot more reasonable than him. [He smiles.]

That's a good feeling, but still, it's nice not to be on alert all the time. I don't miss it, and my player better not think it's something I enjoy.

[cunningdoll]

*He almost responds to the "older brother" comment, but then remembers his own looks. It would probably freak the kid out to learn that Haruki is actually younger than him.*

If anyone gives you any trouble, let me know. I'll smack the shit out of them.

*He tilted his head slightly.* By the way, I'm Haruki.

[giancarlo]

I seem to attract shady people too these days.

[guys]

At least your mun isn't encouraging it, right?

[giancarlo]

Who knows. I'm lucky enough to survive whatever it is.

[guys]

Lucky to survive? I can understand that, but even then that gets a little annoying after a while.

[giancarlo]

Sometimes I miss life in prison, it gets so busy.

[guys]

Miss life in prison? [Well he missed a few things, but he would never say that. This guy must be crazy or he was one of those shady guys in the prison.] I rather not ever go back.

[need_better_scissors]

You don't like look you'd attract that many 'shady people'.....But if you like hitting girls that might help attracting them.....