giving canon the ol' side-eye

[claudiometer]

What are they even doing? How do they expect to explain this one? I know you have a theory, but still. Aren't you waiting until you have all three parts to see what they're up to?

You keep this I'm gonna fry your nuts off. I don't care if you don't have nuts, I'll find a way. You went AU for a reason, did you not?

(That said, I do like this A WILD CAST APPEARS rumor. Be good to have everyone. And what's this about Doug? I heartily approve of Doug. Especially played by someone who was worried you wouldn't ship it.)

(OOC: As Claudia so aptly noted, I haven't seen last week's episode, but I've heard the major spoiler from it, so ware spoilers in the comments.)

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[damncompass]

Honestly, I don't even think that theory would work. I can't see how that particular thing would have that particular effect, but then again, this is chemistry. I've never been the best at chemistry. I should work on that. But anyway, if that actually happens, I don't give a flying fuck, I will take Thor's hammer to the damn thing.

Anyway, having Doug would be awesome, no, not just so I can troll him. I promise.

[claudiometer]

Well, it's a theory and it isn't bunnies, I'll give her that much. I think she's only contemplating it because it isn't being done for the lolz, like with Steve. But frankly, we've kneecapped the setup for this just as much as for the Warehouseasplode - we probably won't have any reason to involve Professor Spike and therefore piss off Charlotte, and I wouldn't take home a stray anyway.

Not just Doug! Possibly also Myka and Pete! The gang's all here!

[damncompass]

If you did try to bring home a stray, I might have to give you a goo bath, because I'm pretty sure you'd be out of your mind. We might collect misfit toys, but we don't collect strays. There's a difference.

I know! That will be awesome.

[claudiometer]

Eh, maybe I would've brought home a stray when I was 21, but news flash, I'M NOT 21. Film at eleven and all that. But really, if I won't even let Al into the Warehouse and he's a known quantity, I'm not bringing some kid I just met because he was whammied back to the B&B.

It might even get Myka back sooner. I'm not holding my breath, but... it might.

[damncompass]

I still want to know why that version of you didn't think of, oh, I don't know, calling me because there was advanced math and science. Really. Argh. It just pisses me off thinking about it.

Good. We need Myka. Lost Puppy isn't a good look on Pete.

[claudiometer]

IMAGINE HOW USEFUL YOU COULD BE ON THESE CASES. Or, I dunno, how useful HG could be when there's stuff stolen from Warehouse 12 involved.

Oh, wait, I guess we get to find out how useful you'll be.

It really, really isn't. Though it might complicate matters for Regent Janeway, but she brought that on herself.

[damncompass]

Oh, don't get me started about how Helena could be useful. I really, really really don't know what they're doing.

And yes. I guess we will figure out how useful I can be.

[claudiometer]

Silly HG, pretending she knows what normal looks like. What the hell even.

You shut up, brother dear. You will be useful.

I guess one of these two muns should make a plotting comm. Or maybe wait until there are confirmed journals for this Warehouse party. ("Bar, this is Pete, no booze ever.")

[lunarwolf]

My mun saw what happened. It's getting confusing, according to her.

[claudiometer]

Mine asked a friend enough to confirm that I'm all better and Joshua hasn't been fridged (his mun was all set to start cracking 'Joshua Donovan: STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER' jokes if they had), but she's still leaving it at that for now.

Not surprised it's getting confusing. They have to ramp up to a cliffhanger that tops Warehouseasplode. Or Artie starting a plague, depending on how you look at it. Either way.

[lunarwolf]

You got better, that is true. It's just getting really complex. Which, well. You've got a point with what they have to top. I'm glad nothing like that happened in my canon. [He paused.] Though it might've been easier to fix.

[claudiometer]

Oh, come on. If they can fix blowing up the entire Warehouse and killing absolutely everyone, they can fix whatever's going on now.

Not that it'll matter to my particular continuity. We're AU now, going AU is cool.

[lunarwolf]

Oh, I don't doubt that it'll get fixed. [With a wry smirk, he lifted a shoulder.] That's how most canons work. I'm just saying if it were mine, I'd ask the Deer, and it would probably be done. For the plague thing, anyway.