On suggestions that he and Phoenix in towerofanimus should hug each other.

[frilliance]

[And he just gives his mun a really deadpan look as if the whole suggestion is COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. THIS IS A VERY BATSHIT IDEA.]

.......No.

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[hobologic]

[Wow, Edgeworth. Thanks. He's hurt.

Come on, you're in a terrible horror tower, surrounded by monsters and magic, and it's a hug you think is a crazy idea? A simple little hug?

If you hug it out, you'll probably feel better. Phoenix smirks.]

I don't know... that looks like the face of a man who could use a hug.

[frilliance]

[HE IS AS COLD AS ICE, MAN. :/] And what gave you that ridiculous notion, Wright?

[hobologic]

Oh, let me see, probably those angry eyebrows, those narrowed eyes, that frown, and those lines forming around your mouth. And the really deep one on your forehead, there.

All telltale signs of hug deprivation. Trust me, I'm an expert on these things.

[frilliance]

[How dare you.] I will have you know that all of that is part of my perfectly natural face, Wright.

[fionnuisce]

[Snickering.]

[Forever.

[frilliance]

And just what is so amusing?

[fionnuisce]

Sorry, sorry. I'm just amused at how defensive someone can sound in just one word.

[frilliance]

I-I wasn't being defensive [Except he is doing so right now.]. I was simply giving my opinion on my mun's completely asinine idea.

[dumbshoe]

[...uhhh]

Mr. Edgeworth...there's nothing going on between you and Mr. Wright, right? [Way to make the wrong assumptions Gumshoe]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.

[frilliance]

[Unfortunately, having logic smarts doesn't necessarily mean you have street smarts and therefore what Gumshoe really means flies right over Edgeworth's head.]

If there is anything going on between us then it is probably not something that you are at liberty to know, Detective.

JUST AS PLANNED

[dumbshoe]

[And to a gumshoe smart person, that means there IS something going on and that's....very, very troubling to the poor detective]

S-Sir, of course not! I'm just looking out for you! I mean if people saw you and him together...[clears throat] well I don't know how the world would take two mortal enemies getting real friendly with each other.

[He can't compute that himself.]

I LOVE YOU ALREADY 1/3

[frilliance]

Detective, perhaps you could speak in plain English? I have no idea what you are babbling about.

2/3

[frilliance]

[OH WAIT....

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3/3

[frilliance]

Detective, where in the world did you get that incredibly ludicrous idea from? And may I suggest you return it there right now?!

[Honestly, of ALL THE DUMB CONCLUSIONS THAT HIS DETECTIVE COULD HAVE COME TO...]

[pleaselisten]

I think it might be a nice idea, maybe...

[frilliance]

Really? I would personally beg to differ. [Whoever you are.]

[pleaselisten]

I think Mr. Wright might like that, though. Or rather, he deserves it.

[frilliance]

I'm sure that Wright has plenty of other friends to help him if he is desperate.

[magicpanchira]

Daddy gives the best hugs! You should definitely hug him!

[ DO IT EDGEWORTH. Trucy approves! ]

I'm just gonna assume this is after he finds out she's Wright's daughter in the previous post. XD

[frilliance]

I'm quite sure that won't be necessary, Miss Trucy.

Poor Edgeworth. He can't catch a break. XD

[magicpanchira]

Why?

[ It's an innocent question, at least. She's being genuine -- really, why wouldn't anyone want to hug her father? ]

Are you afraid of hugs?

BEING EDGEWORTH IS SUFFERING.

[frilliance]

I merely don't see a reason to make a spectacle of myself.

[Sad piece of headcanon - the last person Edgeworth got hugged by was Gregory. ;_; Franziska isn't the huggy type and who would want to hug Manfred?]

[perceive]

[ for some reason, Apollo feels... faintly horrified. ]

Mr. Wright doesn't seem like the very, uh, huggable type anyway.

[frilliance]

I think that is something we can both agree on, considering Wright's lazy and undignified sense of fashion. [Although whether or not your dress sense is actually 'dignified' is debatable, Edgeworth.]

[perceive]

(Lazy and undignified is a very kind way of putting it...)

I meant more his personality, but yes -- that, too.