[Not his precious tail. He cannot be a proper cat without his tail!

ALICE HAS ONCE AGAIN! Even though she may not really be here! It is the principal of the thing!]

Yes, I can do that and no human is gonna tell me otherwise. [Goes now to start purring in smugness, tail finally calming down enough to stay still and be properly behind him.]

What would that newbie rabbit say if he saw you two like this?