A new muse a-walkin and voice-testing

[fabnguns]

Hey mun, it is nice that you decided to pick me up but why must I share this space inside your head with that strange bird like girl? I like my own space and not really share it and also I can't really customize anything in here. I don't like it in so hurry up and find me a home to go to.

[A really big grin here now.]

And also you got to suffering just a little bit of what I suffered when it comes to the Old Man's music with that one song. Perhaps I should remind you of that song now whenever you try and plot for me to listen to the Old Man.

What? You say that you still don't fully understand all that you need to in order to play me? Then hurry up and do your studies so that I can find a place and a person to freeload off of.... Preferably a place with Alice in it and no others so that I can have her all to myself.

What? No Alice but fairies instead? No thank you, I am a cat and therefore you can't make me go there if I don't want to. Try better next time mun. I will be looking forward to see where you will put me.

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[knightofhearts]

[And he laughs.]

Looks like you're the same as always. Too bad this isn't Hearts Castle, then I'd have an excuse to kill you.

DBSflJBLAVFAFVB;SVSD!!!!

[fabnguns]

And is there something wrong with that? I am a cat and I have high needs that my mun doesn't seem to understand.

[Oh? Ohohohoho.]

Only if you can find you way there while I am there and I doubt that you can kill me even if you wanted to.

hiiiiii~

[knightofhearts]

I didn't say that, did I? Besides, I'm not really interested in that right now. This place is much more entertaining. Other worlds are pretty amazing.

Hiiii! 8'D

[fabnguns]

You threatened to kill me, an empty threat but still threatened. [Come at him bro, he ain't scared of someone who gets lost easily.] Not interested in other worlds. No matter what world I go to as long as I can find a place and a person to freeload off of and they give me my space. [SHRUGS] They will all be the same to me.

[knightofhearts]

[He laughs again.]

I meant I didn't say anything bad about you being the same way. It's not like I expected anything else. Consider it a greeting.

[Now now kitty, if he kills you a lot of people will be upset at him and that's not really that enjoyable.] Really? Even if you meet more outsiders?

[fabnguns]

[Boris joins in the laughter, even going to stick his tongue out to idly groom his fur, waving a hand in the air to dismiss it. This current topic is already old and boring! Next please!]

Yeah, they might be fun for a bit but I don't think any of them could be as fun as Alice is. [It's so much fun to get reactions out of her and to get his way with her.] But if I find another Outsider like her then I might be more interested in exploring and.... "meeting more outsiders".

[knightofhearts]

Really? Even though she's always saying she's not the best there is? [His smile? Kind of insincere here. More than usual, anyway.] Have you thought what might happen if you found someone better than Alice?

[fabnguns]

She is the only one so far that I have heard their heart. [And such a wonderful sound it is too.] And she is a nice and honest girl. [And that insincere smile is all that Boris needs to see to know that he is much better then Ace.]

Someone better? Tch, I doubt that there is anyone else out there. [Totally ignoring his mun giggling now.] But if I do find one, I won't go after them.... Unless Alice decided not to choose me. [That thought alone kinda broke his non-existent heart.] But if there is another girl like Alice...

I could go for her as well.

[knightofhearts]

[He laughs here, an inappropriately cheerful snicker.] I guess that's part of your role too. If Alice heard you say that, it might break the heart you love so much.

[And then he's smiling that quiet, empty little smile.] I wonder if she'd get lost with me then.

[fabnguns]

Why would it break her heart? I said that only if she rejects me and chooses someone else and only if I can find someone else like her. Alice will always be the first one that I desire and if I can have my way, my only one. [A cat grin.] And to have her respond to me the same way as well. I am strong so I can take care of her, she will have no worries with me.

[Okay, there is a frown on his face.] No, she will never become lost. Unlike you, she does have a good sense of direction. [Boris knew what he meant but that was another thought that he didn't like to entertained.]

[bloody_twins]

Boris is leaving...?

[ Sly looks. ]

Don't worry, Boris, we'll take good care of big sister while you're gone.

[fabnguns]

No you won't have her! She is mine and she is always mine so you can't be left alone with her! There is no way I will leave my Alice alone in your care.

[bloody_twins]

But if you're getting sent away by your mun, you don't have a choice, right?

That's right, he doesn't have a choice. So we'll take care of big sister while he's gone.

Right! Because that's what friends are for!

[ And also opportunity. Hanging out with Alice and Boris is fun but hanging out with Alice alone is better. ]

[fabnguns]

She isn't taking me anywhere yet! You can have this bird woman instead of Alice. She's an outsider like Alice.

[He is already puffing out all fur and lashing his tail back and forth. Don't even joke about taking what is his. But..... FFFFFF they do bring up a good point and they are friends. Maybe he should give them a chance and leave Alice in their care......]

I will just take her with me.

[bloody_twins]

[ Careful now, Boris, all that tail-lashing catches Dum's eyes and reminds him how much he likes said tail. He'll want to try and cut it off again...

...at least until that awful suggestion. The brothers protest immediately. ]

Ah! You can't do that! Can he do that, Brother?

He definitely can't do that, that's unfair!

[fabnguns]

[Not his precious tail. He cannot be a proper cat without his tail!

ALICE HAS ONCE AGAIN! Even though she may not really be here! It is the principal of the thing!]

Yes, I can do that and no human is gonna tell me otherwise. [Goes now to start purring in smugness, tail finally calming down enough to stay still and be properly behind him.]

What would that newbie rabbit say if he saw you two like this?

[bloody_twins]

Who care about the chicken-rabbit? All he cares about is carrots!

And docking our pay. I hate when he does that.

I hate when he interrupts our breaks and drags us back to work. But that's not the point!

Yeah, that's not the point. The point is Boris can't take big sister anywhere unless we go along, too!

[fabnguns]

But you can't go into my mun's headspace and unless you wanna play tag with fairies all day not sure if you want to go to that place that she wants to send me. It seems to be a rather boring place if you ask me.

[followthenose]

While you're at it, tell my mun to hurry up and finish the app. I'm a great pirate and can really be a lot of fun if she'd give me a chance. [not that he's, you know, jealous or anything]

[fabnguns]

Oh? Does your mun have a place for you to go to? You need to be a bit more picky otherwise they will walk all over you. [Oho, a grin is forming on his face and he is moving closer.]

Or is it that you have no backbone as a pirate?

[followthenose]

Oi oi oi I have plenty of backbone! I once faced down an army of Marines with only my slingshot and a potted plant-- But that's not the point [whacks the air] Robin is all alone at Demeleier and she needs someone t look after me-- I mean her. So the sooner she gets an app in the easier it will be to get things done.

[fabnguns]

[Oh future bro, you are so amusing and not boring. He has picked up on all of your slip-ups and he starts laughing.]

So you need a robin to watch over you and keep you safe. Wouldn't a cat be much better then a bird? I have heard of that place, is that the same place with all of the fairies?

[followthenose]

I don't need-- Well listen, she's not a robin in any case. That's her name. [and she's scarier than you can ever be. Trust him. She's not afraid to go right where it hurts]

Yeah I heard it had plenty of fairies. And what kind of man is afraid of fairies right? Not me! [stands proudly, hands on hips] Don't worry, the great Captain Usopp will look after everyone.

[fabnguns]

A human that goes by that name? Is she an Outsider as well? [Where it hurts?! Does she pulls on the tails of cats?!]

My mun has told me some scary tales on fairies alone but you are right, they are just fairies. And because they are just that they are boring. The Great Captain Usopp is that strong, huh.

[followthenose]

Humans go by a lot of names. Some of them weirder than others. Like Franky. [weird name or weird guy, your call]

Of course! The Great Captain Usopp is the strongest guy ever. I was beating fairies when I was only three.

[fabnguns]

So all of them have names? There are no faceless or nameless where you are from? [That's just weird man.] Franky? [Okay, he has to chuckle at that name.] Is Franky a boy or a girl?

[A cat grin.] I wouldn't boast that much. [The cat knows he is really strong, especially when there are doors around.] Just three? You can remember that far back~?

[followthenose]

Ah no not really. Everyone has both as far as I've seen. [though who knows on the Grand Line? Then again, he really doesn't want to meet up with anyone that creepy] Franky's a guy. Actually he's a cyborg so it's pretty cool!

And I can remember back when I was still an infant. That's because I have a crystal clear memory. In fact I can remember things from before I was even born!