vatheon, re: drop of a hat event

[savemegermany]

MUNDANE! I KNOW YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO A MOB BOSS FOR THE DURATION OF THIS STRANGE CURSE-PLOT, BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME HURT ANYONE! I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT! I'D RATHER JUST RUN AWAY AND BAKE THINGS, LIKE PASTRIES AND COOKIES AND PASTA! PLEASE TURN MY BAKERY BACK INTO A REAL BAKERY NOT A FRONT FOR ILLEGAL OPERATIONS!

WHATEVER I DID TO YOU, I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!!!

Comments

[warchangedme]

You? A mob boss? I could imagine a clueless Mafia Princess, but not a mob boss.

[savemegermany]

Ve, I'm not sure about a princess, but it would be better than a mob boss. Though my mundane has put me in a dress for the last few plots, so maybe she wanted variety? But I still don't want to be a mob boss! I don't want to fight anyone!

[tercio]

[ So cute with his talk of cookies and pasta!

Maybe he could teach Italy how to make some churros for his bakery! ]

You're very enthusiastic today, Italita!

[savemegermany]

[ enthusiastic? well he does surrender rather enthusiastically. ]

Ve, I was hoping my mundane would hear me.

[tercio]

Did she? I would think that it would be hard to miss!

Ah~ I wish sweet Italita would call out for my name instead.

[savemegermany]

Ve, I think she's ignoring me.

You do? Well I could call out to you when I make dinner! I'm making ravioli tonight.

[tercio]

Haha! I bet you're a very fearsome mob boss! [ Fearsome and adorable. ]

How can I say no to a delicious dinner? [ How come Romano never cooked for him...? ]

[savemegermany]

I DON'T WANT TO BE MAKING SHADY DEALS AND BOSSING AROUND MY FRIENDS! THEY THINK I'M ILL AND SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ME! [ poor poor Italy. Never was good at being a mafioso. ]

Ve, then I'll make lots of ravioli for you!

[tercio]

Hey hey. Can't you just not act like that?

You can bring it to my house and we can share it.

[savemegermany]

Ve, that's the problem. You can't stop until the curse is over.

It'll be a nice trip away from the bubble~

[tercio]

Hahahaha! Sounds like a pretty terrifying place, Italita. Why do you stay there?

Bubble?

[savemegermany]

Ve, it is! But I can't really leave. I'm stuck in a bubble city under the sea! It's nice when there aren't curses going on but the curses can be scary sometimes.

[tercio]

[ ...this is taking Venice a bit too far. ]

Who has conquered you this time?

[savemegermany]

My mundane and a vampire queen.

[tercio]

You let a vampire queen seize your vital regions but I never could??

[ Life isn't fair. ]

[savemegermany]

Ve, she protects me in return for cherry pastries. [ it really is that simple. lovely alliances and all ] I needed protection from a giant beetle! [ it was a very scary beetle. ]

You could always come and join me in the bubble.

[tercio]

I would protect you and give you churros! [ Sweet deal, Italy? ]

Do we get siestas?

[savemegermany]

[ very sweet. ] And I'll make you all the pasta you could ever want!

Of course, every day~

[tercio]

[ He curses every day that his was not the Italy he got as his subordinate and cute little friend. He's cute even as an adult! ]

How about you just come over to my house instead and we can skip the bubble altogether?

[savemegermany]

Okay, that's a good compromise. It would be fun for you to be in the bubble together with me though~

[tercio]

{ Oh, Italy, you are so convincing in your adorableness! ]

Ah~

You make it hard to say no. My mun is putting me in a different game, but how can I leave behind my cute little Italy who needs protecting??

[savemegermany]

[ it's a talent? ]

Ve, that's sad, but at least we can meet here?