( voice test ; canon: elementary )

[cogitates]

It's perfectly reasonable to remain silent while you-- [Handwave.] Dilly about on this pointless escapade.

Regardless of the the fact I'm in your head, you could not possibly think you know enough of anything-- let alone me -- to continue this in any accurate form.

In lieu of not adhering to my request, you are met with a resounding silence.

[A pause. Because this is quite the opposite. He exhales, giving an annoyed look.]

Obviously that does not include-- [Another gesture to encompass this place.]

This.

Comments

[wealldosillythings]

Well, of course he would - he hates anything average. Thinks it's boring.

...He tends not to get along with people because of that. Since we're, y'know, all boring compared to him. Er, and you, I guess.

[cogitates]

Not everyone is boring. Just most people aren't creative or intelligent enough. [There are a few though, a few he would put in his league.]

Most people are though. And I'm sure he hates boredom as much as I.

[wealldosillythings]

Oh, absolutely. Lots of times I let him poke through cold cases or run experiments on some of the deceased to pass the time.

[cogitates]

Ah. He is like me then. I have a similar arrangement with someone down at the morgue. Do you like bees, Ms. Hooper?