[On "Girls night out"] themainframe

[badluckbabe]

I don't know what you're giggling about chuckles. Our night was WAY more fun then the boys.

And that trick? Always works. Watch.

[Deep Breath]

THERE'S FREE KITTENS IN THE PARKING LOT!!!

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[wallcrawler]

On the back of a giant inter-dimensional magic turtle.

[Because, you know, these things happen. Totally normal.]

[badluckbabe]

Oh is that all?

Is it alive? Or ethereal?

[wallcrawler]

Alive, far as I know.

I mean, it's getting sick, so it's gotta be.

[badluckbabe]

You were feeding it weren't you?

[wallcrawler]

Hey, my culinary skills are not that bad!

If it ate anything I cooked, it'd be dead already.

[badluckbabe]

Years from now when your universe turns into one of those dark grim futures those monstrosities will still be alive.

[wallcrawler]

Actually that's what's going to happen to every universe, and nothing will be alive once we reach the point of total heat death.

[SCIENCE! Still the best way to remind you of your own inescapable doom.]

And hey, since when has any of my cooking been "alive" at all?

[badluckbabe]

Details. If you pick apart the joke too much it's not funny.