Happy Father's Day, Zeus!

[jeebies]

No, Mun, I don't want to talk to him. I hate him. Him and Apollo and Hermes and everyone else!

[ .... ]

Fine. I'll say something.

[ .... ]

Happy Father's Day, Daddy.

You're a crap father.

A terrible King.

And most of the mortal population will agree with me on that.

Comments

[idkworldruler]

All kings are terrible.

[jeebies]

You haven't met my daddy.

[idkworldruler]

I don't think I would really want to.

[jeebies]

He puts the "Err" in Terrible.

[idkworldruler]

That he does, and there are still worse out there.

[persist]

—I take it you don't like me either.

[jeebies]

After what you did to Arachne and Medusa?

You're lucky I only prank your bird.

[persist]

Well, that was kinda Poseidon's fault. [ weak argument? possibly. ] And Arachne, well. Her ego was getting bigger than Apollo's.

Luckily, I didn't bring Glaucus with me then.

[jeebies]

You didn't stop him. [ Oh, Athena. Hebe calls bullshit on you. ] Not as big as your ego.

[ She sticks her tongue out, grinning. ] That didn't stop me.

[lovedbynone]

[here, have some applause]

[jeebies]

Eris! [ What up, home girl! ]

[lovedbynone]

Hey, Hebe. Good sentiment, I approve.

[jeebies]

[ Time for some Hebe hugs? because she wasn't huggable enough as a kid? ]

Thanks! I think I might have got a little sentimental, but it's the spite that counts!

[lovedbynone]

[oh god hugging, okay, as long as Eris isn't expected to be super-good or enthusiastic about it but knock yourself out!]

"It's the spite that counts," that's good. I'm impressed.

I prefer the other one of these days, anyway.