Someone decided to camp out. Canon is Lara Croft: The Cradle of Life

[chenwho]

Oh. Aye. Very clever.

Glad to see I'm in the capable hands of someone who'll take one of the first things someone says and make it what everyone sees.

And if you see Lady Croft around here, tell her I don't want to see her. Last time... well, it wasn't pleasant, as you bloody well know.

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[lara_the_explorer]

I doubt it will, and I sure hope it wouldn't.

[chenwho]

Well, I think I might have a few pictures on my mobile, is all...

[lara_the_explorer]

Really now?

[chenwho]

Aye. Just a second.

[And he's going to pull his mobile out, one he managed to acquire without Lara knowing about, and starts flipping through the memory, muttering to himself.]

Ah. Here we go. [He turns the phone to show this.]

[lara_the_explorer]

...

Oh. That's... That's nice.

[chenwho]

I'll say that outfit really shows off your curves.

[lara_the_explorer]

I prefer function over fashion. It would be hard to survive out there in that.

[chenwho]

You always seemed to manage.

[lara_the_explorer]

Do I? I guess I'll see about that. I've only been through one nightmare so far.

[chenwho]

So, uh... how old are you? [AKA how weird is this going to be?]

[lara_the_explorer]

21.

[chenwho]

...Well, fuck. [This is going to get real awkward.]

[lara_the_explorer]

Why? How far in the future did you know me?

[chenwho]

Well, I'm 39... I think you're a year younger than me.

[lara_the_explorer]

Wow, you're old.

[chenwho]

Way to kick a man in the bloody bollocks...

Same old Croft.

[lara_the_explorer]

Well, Mr. Sheridan, do you plan on coming over to the castle someday?

[chenwho]

I plan on sitting here and enjoying my freedom while it lasts.

[lara_the_explorer]

Haha. Sounds fair enough for me.

[chenwho]

Besides, this guy has people in here that can appreciate a decent scotch.

[lara_the_explorer]

So I've heard. I look forward to meeting them. Hopefully they could help me sometime.

[chenwho]

Depends on what you want help with.

[No. Bad, Terry. Stop it with that slightly flirting tone.]

[lara_the_explorer]

Clever. I meant going on expeditions, there are many places to discover in this Paradisa land.

[chenwho]

Sounds interesting, sure. But I'm trying to retire from the expedition business.

[lara_the_explorer]

What's stopping you?

[chenwho]

You, usually.

[lara_the_explorer]

Oh really? Why is that?

[chenwho]

I, uh...

Wait until you're older, lassie.