[on possibly starting a new game]

[gibken]

Mun.

Why do you enjoy it so much when I suffer?

My life was not hard enough in the canon universe, now you're sending me to play in this universe with a friendly Basco and a very not dead Sid?

Because I'm supposed to just handle that?

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

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[gibken]

That would be nice. Sounds difficult, though.

...She swears she loves me the most out of everything ever but it's really hard to believe.

[bamick]

Yeah, especially if she's trapped you in her headspace with *that* guy.

[resisting the urge to tuck you under my arm and RUN]

[gibken]

...

[side eye at Enter]

[side eye at Basco]

...

Which one?

[bamick]

...you're kidding. There's another one in there now too?

[gibken]

Sid-sempai... [winces] You don't even know the half of it.

[bamick]

So tell me.

[gibken]

I dunno. I mean, there's a Basco. And generally he's alright, I mean, he's your Basco. Except when he's not.

And then there's this new guy and he doesn't talk a lot but he's just kind of creepy.

[pouts]

[bamick]

Basco?! --oh, mine, okay. What do you mean except when he's not?

[frowning at you, tempted to jump over there and help you NEVER MIND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS]

[gibken]

[more pouting]

She writes... a lot of fanfic, you know. Lots and lots. And sometimes Basco is not as good as yours is.

[bamick]

[is that why you're wearing your being unexpectedly groped by Basco expression?!]

[full on scowling now, doesn't say anything]

[gibken]

[she says I like it more than that, I beg to differ]

Well, okay. Sometimes he's alright.

There's one universe where I'm the crazy Zangyack killing machine.

She hates me.

[bamick]

[she would :(]

...

Let me help.

Mine has a universe where you knocked me out, and you were the one transformed into B- into that thing. I think we need to emancipate ourselves.

[gibken]

[I don't! Like it. That is. Always.]

I wish I knew how...

...She wants to know more. [frowns] I don't like her, Sid-sempai.

[bamick]

[ogod Joe I leave you alone for ONE MINUTE and you become a total bottom]

[heavy sigh]

There's... there's a lot of angst, but I'm beginning to learn that's fairly typical for things involving you and me.

[gibken]

[are you fucking kidding me I have always been a total bottom]

I think the muns think we're not capable of being happy. Why is that?

[bamick]

[...maybe I didn't notice so much when you were under me]

Mine likes fluff for fic, and sometimes for tagging. But she finds it boring the rest of the time.

[whimper]

[gibken]

[what can I say, I live to be of service.]

Mine is okay with reading fluff, but she claims she can't write it.

[whine]

[bamick]

[...you do it impressively]

Mine finds it a lot easier to write in short bursts, and due to her crappy attention span it's a lot more likely that she'll manage short fluff than long angst. She loves reading angst, though.

[arm around you, tucking you in against my side]

[gibken]

[why thank you]

Long angst is all she ever does the problem is she never finished it.

[nuzzles]

[bamick]

Mine kinda thinks yours needs to be nicer to herself.

And so do you.

[kisses you gently on the top of the head]

[gibken]

Not possible. Trust me, she's made it quite clear she only adopted me because it was easy for her to project her own neuroses onto me :(

[wiggles]

[I need some more marginally happy icons, ffs.]

[bamick]

[bah, I need more icons full stop, but I'm laaaazy]

...and I thought I had issues, being dead, and all.

[gibken]

[snort]

I think I'd prefer that.

...

Now she's mad at me.

Even though she's the one writing the fic where I sacrifice myself in Gai's place.

I cannot win with her.

[bamick]

[strangled]

You. Are not. Allowed. To DIE.

In this instance, I agree with her.

[gibken]

I did die once, in the alternate universe where Marvelous was never born.