Your game isn't even out yet, protag.

[bonchance]

Ah, this is unexpected. And you're earlier than anticipated, too, mun-nee. I suppose it's only sporting to say this much to you, then: a pleasure to make your acquaintance. From what the others up here have told me, you're a fair one to deal with.

Whatever adventures you can cook up for me will suffice for now. We'll have the grandest time of it; I can feel it in my gut, you know. So? Shall we begin?