E3 time, and someone is very pessimistic

[smartassfancyhat]

And for damn good reason, the whole 'event' is fucking bollocks nowadays, even more-so this year. "Gaming machines?" said the faceless corporate, "No, these are social media, tv boxes that may or may not contain games, now if you don't excuse me I'm going to burn down an orphanage while drinking the anguished tears of a widow".

You missed the Microsoft conference you say? Well if intuition is anything to go by, probably all you missed were a few inane features that will only be used twice, an assload of Kinect games and the majority were probably karaoke, and maybe one or two actual games if they weren't busy.

...Oh, you're excited to see what Nintendo has are you? Well I hope you like more of the same you fucking twat, and I know you do.

Comments

[ofdrumsthesound]

Someone is actually playing that guy?

[smartassfancyhat]

I can say the same to you Mr.'Not-Anthony Ainley'.

[But I liked John Simm's Master]

Then you're part of the problem mun.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm touched. And hurt. *He grins.* You know what I mean.

[smartassfancyhat]

I bet you are, you snarky, egotistical,- [Those who live in glass houses shouldn't-]

Shove it you!... There are worse characters to be stuck with though.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Like who?

[orderofthevine]

I am afraid that nothing you have said makes any sense to me. My... associate, however, agrees with your views on the matter enough to prompt me to express as much for her.