Canon is Paranatural! Considering mylittlejamjar

[ohgawhawhawd]

Woah, okay, mun, I think you and I need to have a little talk. A little chitty chat if you see what I'm sayin' here. Because, like, you already did this to me once and I had to play that totes weird game and stuff? And I don't know if that is better or worse than being a tiny little sparkly horse.

I mean I guess maybe that would be okay except for that part about if meaning I'd be all kinds of alive again in addition to the whole horse thing. One hun' po' cent not dead anymore. No dead kids here. Whole living shebang, with the breathing and the flesh and blood and the heartbeat and the being able to change clothes. And I don't know if I could deal with that, okay, that is all kinds of hella scary. And on account of me being a ghost I think I am super duper qualified to tell you what is scary.

So what I'm saying is, like, maybe think about this a little. Okay? For your ol' pal PJ.

Comments

[maybelle]

Whoa, your mun is thinkin' about sending you that weirdo tattoo butt horse place too?

It's like we're connected or something.

[ohgawhawhawd]

Man, I guess. I don't usually think of myself as being connected to anything except for the torturous limbo of the spectral plane.

Ha ha.

Your sweater is hells of nice though. I wish I'd died in a sweater like that.

[maybelle]

Haha, thanks~. I made it a few days ago.

So you're dead? That would make you like a ghost or something, I met a few ghosts before...one of them possessed me, that or it was the 'Smile Dip'. [A shiver goes down her spine, never again, no man should have all that sugar]

[ohgawhawhawd]

Yeah man I am totes dead. You will never ever meet an eleven year old who is more dead than me! Like if they held a world's deadest kid contest it'd be all, 'announcing our winner, PJ!' and then there'd be all this confetti and music and everything and they'd give me a trophy and I'd get to do a speech only I guess I couldn't hold the trophy and nobody would hear the speech. Because I'm dead. Wow, PJ, stop talking.

But yeah wow I've never met someone who got possessed before. Since like up until now I've just never talked to someone who wasn't also dead. Or could talk back.

[maybelle]

[He sure does like to talk about being dead, little weird, but she kinda dated a merman so who's she to judge?]

Well I'm your first, I'm Mabel! And me and my brother Dipper are major weirdness magnets, he knows all about weird spooky things thanks to his nerd book.

[amourtician]

I'm sorry, you're ... you're the living dead, yes? And you're afraid of ... coming back to life? Come on, darling. What's the worst that could happen?

No, seriously. I assume after you've died once, dying a second time is far less scary.

[ohgawhawhawd]

What, no, I'm the dead dead. It's not even the remote possibility of maybe dying a second time, it's like, I haven't had legs for years, okay?

[carvingmyway]

Sorry, you're afraid of living?

[What.]

[ohgawhawhawd]

Uh.

Yeah.

On account of I haven't done it for a long time and, I dunno, maybe I'm super rusty at it, what if I'm bad at living?

[carvingmyway]

[That's--



...kind of cute, actually, you are a cute kid.]

I'm pretty sure you'll be alright so long as you keep trying. And you seem like a nice kid, I'm sure someone'll help you if you need it.

[ohgawhawhawd]

Hahaha yes help, totally, people will like and help me because I am super great at making friends instead of just being totes lonely and socially inept all the time, haha!

[carvingmyway]

Well, it won't hurt you try and ask. What do you have to lose?

[ohgawhawhawd]

Things. Stuff and things. I dunno man my best friend for the last forever has been a hand, okay, I don't do the words so good.

[carvingmyway]

...A hand? Like... a ghost hand or...

[He's trying to wrap his mind around this.]

Well-- I think you're doing fine so far.

[ohgawhawhawd]

Yeah! A ghost hand. If Lefty were here he'd show you, he is all kinds of fulla tendons.

And yeah.

Huh.

I guess I'm doing okay a little.

[carvingmyway]

That's...kind of cool.

And yeah, I'd say you are. It gets easier the more you do it, too.

[ohgawhawhawd]

Oh dude Lefty is super cool, he is every kind of hot gravy.

So like. You're saying I just have to practice a bunchton and I'll be okay?

oh my god this kid is adorable

[carvingmyway]

Yeah, that's exactly it. Sure sounds like you've got a lot of cool things to talk about, at least.

he is pretty much the best, even if he's terrible at everything

[ohgawhawhawd]

Hhhhhhhhhhuh.

I guess maybe I do.

So wait okay what about you. Let's have a conversation like normal not-dead people. Talk at me. Sing me the song of your people.

DID SOMEONE SAY GHOSTS Paranatural is best webcomic ♥

[broltergeist]

You can't change your clothes, little dude? Pshaw, that's EASY!

[Billy's just gonna pop between several different outfits to demonstrate, all of which are pretty ridiculous because dead pop star dork, what do you expect. Also yes, that WAS all he got out of everything PJ said.]

You just gotta practice, ghostbro! You'll get there eventually.