[Time to shine, Crowley. Gotta turn up that pathetically sad voice to eleven! He'd try his hand at puppy dog eyes, but doing that when you have snake pupils leads to people going insane, so.]

Bored, angel. Bored out of my mind. These people don't know the first thing about having a good time. Nor do they really seem to know much in the way of sin. Of course you'd be pleased with that, but do you know what it's like for a demon to be around that many blase people?