If the mun had the time and the inclination to ruin lives, it would be dagaz

[not_a_farmer]

I don't like the way you're looking at me.

It's not funny.

[Oh, it's a little bit funny, Luke.]

I really don't want to watch my parents in their courtship. I really, really don't.

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[sixthanimorph]

Yeesh. I don't even know your parents and that still sounds messed up.

[not_a_farmer]

You're telling me.

[sixthanimorph]

Is there any way you can get out of it?

[not_a_farmer]

Well, there's always pointing out that Captain Puppetmaster has not time.

[sixthanimorph]

Sounds like a pretty weak option to me, but who knows? It might work.

What's with your accent?

[not_a_farmer]

Accent?

[sixthanimorph]

Yeah. You sound like you're... out from the country, I guess? Farms and Amish and all that.

Are you from the country?

[not_a_farmer]

Oh. I'm from Tatooine.

You probably haven't heard of it.

[sixthanimorph]

Gesundheit.

Is that like an Amish colony or something?

[obsoletion]

If it's any consolation, hey, neither did the fanbase.

[thegreatergood]

That does sound awkward.

[not_a_farmer]

Um...no. It's a planet.

What's an "Amish" anyway?

[not_a_farmer]

The what?

[not_a_farmer]

Tell me about it.

[sixthanimorph]

It's, uh... kind of like this group of religious farmers. I've never met one, but I imagine they'd look kind of like you.

... Wait. Wait wait wait. Back up. You said this Tattooey place is a different planet?

[thegreatergood]

I couldn't since I never knew my parents.

But how it it that you can watch them? Do you have something to turn back time with?

[not_a_farmer]

What do you mean, "different planet?"

[not_a_farmer]

Oh no. It's this world. This "Dagaz" place. Time doesn't seem to have meaning there.

[sixthanimorph]

I mean different planet. Because if you're human - and you look human to me - there's only one planet you could be from.

And it's sure not Tattooey-whatever.

[not_a_farmer]

Only one planet? Are you nuts?

[thegreatergood]

A game? Ah, yes. I've seen many from my world but mostly all in the future at those games.

[obsoletion]

[ He points a finger, then pulls it back in. Instead of offering an explanation, there's a laugh. It sounds nervous; it sometimes is. ]

You know what? Let's save that story for another day, huh? What about you? Let's talk about you. And that look. Not a fun look. Never a fun look. Cruel and unusual, they know it well, my friend.

[not_a_farmer]

Well, with this one, it's my past.

Not even my past, really. I don't exist.

[sixthanimorph]

Dude, I could ask you that same question. Just out of curiosity, have you even heard of a planet called 'Earth'?

[not_a_farmer]

...are you all right?