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[cordials]

Yeah, no. Can we not do this again?

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[gabriellightwood]

Problems with your mundane?

[cordials]

'Problems' really isn't enough to describe it.

[gabriellightwood]

More than problems?

because reasons.

[obsoletion]

See, that attitude right there is what gets us thrown into terrible, horrible, no good, very bad scenarios involving doppelgängers, or — or mermaids, or even worse — alternate universe mermaid doppelgängers.

So, in your case, ya know. Just another day. With less fin.

always the best excuse

[cordials]

...huh. Hell of a lot words there, buddy.

And they said I'm the one with the big mouth.

any excuse for cordylovin'

[obsoletion]

And that right there is probably why you and I have never existed in the same universe until now. Apart from the more obvious, sense-making reasons.

AWESOME

[cordials]

...because we both have big mouths?

[ WAIT what are they talking about here ]

[obsoletion]

Because we both have big mouths. Exactly.

[ But it's clear by his tone and expression combo pack that this is definitely not the case. ]

[cordials]

[ ugh, smart men are the bane of her existence. ]

Of course, there's also that one more obvious reason. Aside from that one you're talking about. [ which she knows, of course. ]

[ex_tanktops220]

[ blank stare. ]

Huh?

[cordials]

Oh, gee, look at the little birdie that flown in.

[ex_tanktops220]

Nice to see you, too, Cor.

[cordials]

I don't think you elbowing me on the face gives you any right to call me 'Cor', Faith.