New Muse: Star Trek based webcomic

[sixhalves]

Oh, you poor mundane,

I understand why you would want to write as me, and pretend that you want to be me. But I promise, being me is very difficult. My life is filled with tragedy and despair as well as love. My beauty and talent make me a target, don't you see?

You will be much happier being mundane. Pity me in my perfection, won't you please?

If only I could be as simple and plain and uninteresting as you, perhaps my life would not be fraught with such peril.

On the other hand, watching two hot guys make out is hot. And well, being the youngest ensign in star fleet does have it's advantages.

I'm off to a new adventure,

Ta ta!

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[8urn3d0u7]

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Couldn't resit her. Who can?

[sixhalves]

What am I talking about?

Oh my.

Am I being misunderstood again? It must be my beauty that's distracting you. It's such a curse.

Hold me.

No one, it's true.

[8urn3d0u7]

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My failure to change accounts unintentionally almost made that even funnier

[sixhalves]

Why are you acting this way?

I KNOW! You're being controlled by some kind of monstrous mind control monster that's jealous of our love!

I WILL SAVE YOU!

Be strong... be brave... our love will endure.

Oh no... my foot's asleep.

It would have been hilarious either way.

[8urn3d0u7]

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[sixhalves]

Why must my life be so difficult?

I will never forget you, my one true love.

As you are lost I shall light a candle every night and say a prayer every day that your death by the hands of mind controlling aliens was not in vain. We will remember you, and our love.

One day, there will be a holiday to commemorate our great love and your great sacrifice. And when I find a cure for transient paresthesia, I will name it after you, my great love.

And when I have my thirty seven children who all grow up in one week, I will name at last three of them after you.

[8urn3d0u7]

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is...is this Ensign Mary-sue? please tell me it is

[couldnt_kahless]

Little full of yourself, aren't you Starfleet?

She's delighted but not surprised that you've heard of her

[sixhalves]

Starfleet?

My name is Mary.

Who are you?

hahaha omg yes I was hoping the classics would come out

[couldnt_kahless]

Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres.


[meaning she outranks you, miss ensign-pips]

[sixhalves]

A Lieutenant? It is very nice to meet you, Ellie.

I am so please and so proud to meet you. You must have taken a lot of work to become a lieutenant when you're not so gifted.

[couldnt_kahless]

[Oh god, 'Ellie'? She can't even handle it. She's actually kind of tempted to pull rank, and she never pulls rank.]

Actually it took a lot of work and a little bit of punching people in the face, Ensign.

[sixhalves]

Punching people in the face? Goodness, Ellie, but when you're gifted like me you don't usually need to do things like that. I was able to keep myself from doing it, and I am half boxer you know.

[gabriellightwood]

Well, aren't you very... confident.

And quite improper if that remark about two men is to be believed.

[sixhalves]

Well hello!

You saw me from across the room and could not resist speaking to me, didn't you!

Our love will last the ages.

What's your name?

[gabriellightwood]

[He blinks in some startled surprise at that.]

My name... is Gabriel Lightwood.

[sixhalves]

Gabriel!

[And with that her arms are around his waist in a smothering embrace]

The name of an angel! And together we will see heaven! Oh, if only my life wasn't so tragic and fate wasn't conspiring to keep us apart.

Hold me, and let our forbidden love comfort us both.

[gabriellightwood]

[Oh that is so inappropriate and he's flustered beyond measure by this very physical display. He tries to push her away, but gently because she's a lady, after all.]

Uh, please, madam, contain yourself... We are not betrothed. We have barely even met.

[sixhalves]

You are so shy! Are you overcome with love for me? Do not be afraid to love, my love. Let me show you the beauty of love. And once love and beauty are loved than we need never be afraid of hate or ugliness.

Are you afraid for my virtue? Is that it? But my past is so tragic... and my honor is surely honorable. Do not fear! We will face the world together, no matter what they might say!

[idkworldruler]

[Takes one look at you and then breaks out laughing.]

Pff, haha...nope. [That's all he can say about this, didn't the red shirt kill you anyway?]

[sixhalves]

Nope what?

[idkworldruler]

Just, just no... [Because no words can describe the horror that is Sue.]

[sixhalves]

Have you been rendered speechless by your awe for my beauty?

[idkworldruler]

On e again, no. I am blinded by your single, horrid appearance within this fine community. While also praising your mun for bringing you out, if only for the lulz.

[sixhalves]

I am so sorry that you are so jealous of me. Why must the road I travel be so painful? Why am I cursed so? Yes, this poor sad mundane did make a good decision in bringing me here. But tragedy follows me even here.

It is very difficult being me.