so this is a thing...

[infight]

What do you want me to say? I'm not going to make a fuss about the canon point. A mindfuck's better than being written by Morrison. Unless you suddenly decide to send me off on another fun trip to the multiversal amusement park and Bruce shows up, none of that aftermath's gonna happen.

Plus, this place is infinitely better than spending more time with Rayner and Bob. Boring as hell, yeah. But it still beats the alternatives.

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[kneecaptain]

You know this is usually where they put you before they stick you someplace worse.

[infight]

Still can't be worse than the alternative. I just don't look good as a ginger Jesus wannabe.

[kneecaptain]

What makes you think you look good now?

[ He really has no idea what to say to that, so he says something stupid. ]

[infight]

[ it's okay, bucky. jason can roll with stupid comments. ]

My chiseled physique. I hear some chicks really go for the piebald look, too.

[ is he serious? is he trolling because he can't believe bucky actually asked that question? we just don't know. ]

[kneecaptain]

Yeah. The big red sock on your face must help, too.

[infight]

They make socks out of fiberglass on your world? Well. That explains your mood.

[jokester_not_joker]

You mean that big guy? He seemed like a barrel of laughs.

[infight]

Oh, yeah. He was just a riot.

[jokester_not_joker]

It's good to see someone that recognizes me as someone other than that Joker guy.

Such a shame his tailor is color blind.

[infight]

I know you're not him. That doesn't mean that I want you anywhere withing a hundred mile radius of me.

[jokester_not_joker]

Oh don't be such a party pooper.

You know I'm a hero and I know you're a hero.

[infight]

I don't like clowns.

[dorkwonder]

What exactly did you do on your multiverse journey? [Thanks for the suit.]

[infight]

[ dammit, tim. get your own name and stop stealing jason's. ]

Oh, you know. Little of this, little of that. Lot of pissing off the resident Lantern who was clearly trying to get in Donna's pants.

[dorkwonder]

[In your role, stealing all your suits.

Shakes his head at Jason.]

Nothing that you said was helpful in any way, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised given the source.

[infight]

No, you really shouldn't be, replacement.

[ it's not said with as much heat and bitterness as it could be. so that's something, at least. ]

Why do you want to know? Planning on copying me again and going on a lovely stroll into the Bleed?

[dorkwonder]

I never copied you or replaced you. Not the way you think I did. [Not the same way that Damian showed up and took over. Reminds himself that he's made peace with that and become his own man.]

Because of what happens after you return from your trip. It has to have something to do with it.

[flyingg]

Kyle's likely going to be good for you, in his way.

[infight]

The only way he's been "good for me" is him pulling my ass out of an Earth going nuclear. And our little multiversal adventure is pretty much over.

[flyingg]

That's still something that he did.

There are no perfect people, Jay. But Kyle's a decent one. Don't tell me that we don't need as many of those as we can get.

[hexappeal]

Oh, I don't know. I had a grand old time. Maybe Morrison just doesn't like you?

[infight]

I can't decide who doesn't like me more, Morrison or Daniel.

[hexappeal]

Well, the latter likes no one.

On the bright side, it's not Adam "Pop culture reference, out of character acting, pop culture reference where he hopes no one notices the out of character acting because it's so hilarious!" Beechen. I mean, I've only been hit with part of that crap-stick, but I bet Cass has plenty of horrific tales to spin on that one...

[infight]

Yeah, that's bad. But you know what really takes the cake? That time I had tentacles.

[ nothing will ever be more horrific than random tentacles. not even the redheaded jesus wannabe. ]

[hexappeal]

...the guy best known by most people for dealing with me really wants to have sex with me?